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Re: 10,000 (more) Commandments

Postby Probably Rye » Fri Feb 17, 2017 5:18 pm

8932 - Thou shalt not let a chinchilla eat the universe
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Re: 10,000 (more) Commandments

Postby StayThirstyMyAguila » Fri Feb 17, 2017 6:06 pm

8931: Thou shalt not eat thy chinchilla, even if it doth eat thy universe.

8930: When thou find thyself upon thy commandment of numeral 42, thou shalt remind thyself that thy commandment 42 doth state, "Thou shalt disregard all of thine commandments prior to this, and start thy list over from it's top".

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Re: 10,000 (more) Commandments

Postby daftbeaker » Fri Feb 17, 2017 9:38 pm

StayThirstyMyAguila wrote:8979: Thou shalt learn thine history, else thee be doomed to repeat it.

8978: Thou shalt learn thine history, else thee be doomed to repeat it.

8977: Thou shalt learn thine history, else thee be doomed to repeat it.

8976: Thou shalt learn thine history, else thee be doomed to repeat it.

8975: Thou shalt learn thine history, else thee be doomed to repeat it.

8974: Thou shalt learn thine history, else thee be doomed to repeat it.

8973: Thou shalt learn thine history, else thee be doomed to repeat it.

8972: Thou shalt learn thine history, else thee be doomed to repeat it.

8971: Thou shalt learn thine books, thine Gospel and thine Loose Canon, if thee can.

Stop being a bellend.

8929: When thou art replacing thine brake cable, thou shalt not forget that it is under tension and may smack thou in the face without realising.
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Re: 10,000 (more) Commandments

Postby StayThirstyMyAguila » Fri Feb 17, 2017 10:01 pm

8928: Thou shalt not play thine music over-loud; such is unkind to thine neighbors.

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Re: 10,000 (more) Commandments

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Sat Feb 18, 2017 11:38 am

diffinitely not Urk !

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Re: 10,000 (more) Commandments

Postby StayThirstyMyAguila » Sat Feb 18, 2017 12:22 pm

8927: Thou shalt not eat too many puppies.

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Re: 10,000 (more) Commandments

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Sat Feb 18, 2017 6:55 pm

URK :furious:

ye wun bak ta yer bilj wite naow :furious:

an git yer fingas owta yer nose :furious:
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Re: 10,000 (more) Commandments

Postby ItchyPirate » Sat Feb 18, 2017 10:30 pm

8926: Thou shalt not be obsessed a certain plagiarizer.
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Re: 10,000 (more) Commandments

Postby StayThirstyMyAguila » Sun Feb 19, 2017 11:19 am

8925: Thou shalt read good books. Like Eragon and Animal Farm (the second one actually isn't half bad).

8924: Thou shalt distance thyself from Lord Of The Flies. Not including books my school makes me read, I've never stopped reading a book partway through. This is the one exception to that rule.

8923: To be fair, I was only 8, and while I have a better vocabulary than most my age, a good portion of it was simply lost on me.

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Re: 10,000 (more) Commandments

Postby Probably Rye » Sun Feb 19, 2017 1:05 pm

8922 - Thou shalt not complain when someone hits you too hard with a sword during Kendo practice and then hit them back harder and expect them not to complain.
its really freaking annoying when people are hypocrites
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Re: 10,000 (more) Commandments

Postby StayThirstyMyAguila » Sun Feb 19, 2017 2:05 pm

8921: Thou shalt ask twice before conducting Kendo combat with another, lacking proper provocation, lest thou mis-hear thy fellow's answer.

8920: Thou shalt explain thy Kendo combat's ways before conducting such with thine fellows.

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Re: 10,000 (more) Commandments

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Sun Feb 19, 2017 6:14 pm

Alla ye Urks godda stop wiff tha dubbel postins

dat meens ye^ an ye^^

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Re: 10,000 (more) Commandments

Postby Roy Hunter » Sun Feb 19, 2017 6:19 pm

8919: Blessed are the Erics, for their IP addresses shall live forever in the halls of infamy.
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Re: 10,000 (more) Commandments

Postby 'Murican Bald Eagle » Sun Feb 19, 2017 6:51 pm

I comman ye make me pressyden of thus fourum, aaarrrgggghhhh!

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Re: 10,000 (more) Commandments

Postby StayThirstyMyAguila » Wed Feb 22, 2017 10:54 am

Since when did Pastadamus get lumped into the 'feel free to antagonize endlessly' group with me?
Maybe once I'm done sifting through my 43 notifications I'll find out.

8918: Thou shalt not fully, as with force, shut thine fellows' tops of lap down.

8917: Thou shalt not partake of thine fellows' tops of laps', "hard reset" or, "factorial reset" functionalities against thine fellows' willing.


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