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Re: 10,000 (more) Commandments

Postby Roy Hunter » Wed Feb 22, 2017 11:22 am

8916: thou shall try Ctrl + Alt + -> if thou really wantest to annoy people.
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Re: 10,000 (more) Commandments

Postby StayThirstyMyAguila » Wed Feb 22, 2017 11:46 am

8915: Thou shalt delete thy 'System 32' file if thou wish to avoid thy spikiest lag.

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Re: 10,000 (more) Commandments

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Wed Feb 22, 2017 3:25 pm

8916 : hoist tha mizzen mass !
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Re: 10,000 (more) Commandments

Postby StayThirstyMyAguila » Wed Feb 22, 2017 3:33 pm

8914: Thou shalt not foil mine master plan. :evilgrin:

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Re: 10,000 (more) Commandments

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Wed Feb 22, 2017 3:40 pm

StayingATroll wrote:8916: Stop banning me ye gunna foil mine master plan. :cry:
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Re: 10,000 (more) Commandments

Postby StayThirstyMyAguila » Wed Feb 22, 2017 3:51 pm

8913: Thou shalt not roll downhill if thy ways of run lie at thy hill's bottom. This be but sense of the most common type.

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Re: 10,000 (more) Commandments

Postby 'Murican Bald Eagle » Thu Feb 23, 2017 8:20 am

8912: i comman ye 2 send 4 reinforcements aarrgghmedi8ly

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Re: 10,000 (more) Commandments

Postby StayThirstyMyAguila » Thu Feb 23, 2017 9:27 am

8911: Thou shalt not make use of thy vocal chords for singing purposes in public if thou be but asked to cease thy howling.

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Re: 10,000 (more) Commandments

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Sat Mar 04, 2017 5:25 pm

8903 : finush yer homewerk :whip: rrrr
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Re: 10,000 (more) Commandments

Postby StayThirstyMyAguila » Mon Mar 06, 2017 9:32 am

8910: Thou shalt not forget this thread (dɑmn it).

8909: Thou shalt not force thine toddlers to bring Valentine's Day cards for the WHOLE class, because naught says, "You're special" quite like getting one of 20-something identical cards.

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Re: 10,000 (more) Commandments

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Mon Mar 06, 2017 7:29 pm

8934 : ye go bak to yer hole Urk rrr
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Re: 10,000 (more) Commandments

Postby StayThirstyMyAguila » Tue Mar 07, 2017 9:54 am

8908: Thou shalt not look at thy Nef Yoo Blackbeard, less it should attempt an escape.

8907: Thou shalt not follow thy grand-father's example, and do amazing things with paint. Like huꬵꬵ it.

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Re: 10,000 (more) Commandments

Postby StayThirstyMyAguila » Tue Apr 18, 2017 10:03 am

8906: Thou shalt not pass!

8905: Thou shalt not eat cheese in an agitated fashion.

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Re: 10,000 (more) Commandments

Postby ItchyPirate » Wed Apr 26, 2017 10:01 pm

8904: Whomever amongst thee dealt it must be the first one who smelt it.

8903: Though must enjoy a large serving of pasta before eating thine holy meal.
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Re: 10,000 (more) Commandments

Postby StayThirstyMyAguila » Fri Apr 28, 2017 4:13 pm

8902: Thou shalt, if thou be able, yell "OBJECTION!" at least once, being within at least one of thy rooms housed and housing thy courts, so as to cross such an item off thy bucket list.


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