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Re: 10,000 (more) Commandments

Postby StayThirstyMyAguila » Sun Jan 29, 2017 12:31 pm

8990: Thou shalt not build a death ray, use it to charge all the beings of Earth, nor any other planet, an extreme tax, and then enjoy the money the peoples hath given thee for not focusing thine death ray upon them.

8989: Haven't thou already written a commandment 8989?

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Re: 10,000 (more) Commandments

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Sun Jan 29, 2017 10:34 pm

8 fowsend an' sumfing

oi comman stayfrisky earwax not 2 nick eny moar canons , lewse oar uvverwise, rrrr . :zen:
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Re: 10,000 (more) Commandments

Postby StayThirstyMyAguila » Mon Jan 30, 2017 9:27 am

8987: Haven't we already done this too?

8986: This is getting oddly repetitive.

8985: Thou shalt not use the word 'thine' incorrectly.

8984: Thou shalt not use the word 'thou' incorrectly.

8983: Thou shalt not use the word 'shalt' incorrectly.

8982: Thou shalt not use the word 'shant' incorrectly.

8981: Thou shalt not use the word 'thee' incorrectly.

8980: Etc. for Old Modern English, then repeat with Australian/American/English slang (although take this part rather loosely, flimsily some would say), and finally repeat with all of Piratese and Midgitese/Midgetese (this part ain't so flimsy).

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Re: 10,000 (more) Commandments

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Mon Jan 30, 2017 3:42 pm

stop steelin canins an trollin tha innernit ye loose canin feef :facewall:
rrr :zen: :fsm_rock: :haha: :lech: :drinking: :welcome:
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Re: 10,000 (more) Commandments

Postby StayThirstyMyAguila » Mon Jan 30, 2017 4:25 pm

8978: Thou shalt not forget the numberings of thine commandments.

8977: Thou shalt not . . . what number was I on again?

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Re: 10,000 (more) Commandments

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Mon Jan 30, 2017 4:33 pm

Nef Yoo BlackBeard wrote:stop steelin canins an trollin tha innernit ye loose canin feef :facewall:
rrr :zen: :fsm_rock: :haha: :lech: :drinking: :welcome:


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Re: 10,000 (more) Commandments

Postby StayThirstyMyAguila » Mon Jan 30, 2017 4:43 pm

8975: Thou shalt not create prankful calls to thine protective forces, commonly known as thine, "po-po".

8974: Thou shalt not grow angry upon recieving a prankful call; rather, thou shalt become prankful in return.

8973: Thou shalt observe commandment 8972 for an example demonstrating the use of 8974.

8972: Thou shalt pay thine attention to this example:
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Re: 10,000 (more) Commandments

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Mon Jan 30, 2017 4:47 pm

stop steelin canins an trollin tha innernit ye loose canin feef :facewall:
rrr :zen: :fsm_rock: :haha: :lech: :drinking: :welcome:

:welcome: :welcome: :welcome:
:fsm_rock:
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Re: 10,000 (more) Commandments

Postby StayThirstyMyAguila » Mon Jan 30, 2017 4:56 pm

8986: Thou shalt not question why this commandment came out of numerical order.

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Re: 10,000 (more) Commandments

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Mon Jan 30, 2017 7:53 pm

ummmmmmmmmm :confused:

:lech:

ye not gunna steeyul loose canninz

:haha:

:zen:

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Re: 10,000 (more) Commandments

Postby StayThirstyMyAguila » Tue Jan 31, 2017 8:46 am

8984: Thou shalt heed thine peers.

8983: Thou shalt not bow to thine peer pressure if thou can help it.

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Re: 10,000 (more) Commandments

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Tue Jan 31, 2017 9:37 am

stop steeling loose cannons an peen onna toy let seet rrr
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Re: 10,000 (more) Commandments

Postby StayThirstyMyAguila » Tue Jan 31, 2017 11:27 am

8982: Thou shalt factorialize all of thine commandments.

8981: Thou shalt realize that thine commandments factorialized be equal to exactly EDIT: The page throws a 404 when I try to post the number. It's that big. Just look it up on Google.

8980: Thou shalt regard this as a holy number, and cherish it always.

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Re: 10,000 (more) Commandments

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Tue Jan 31, 2017 9:33 pm

ye not gunna git all hotin bodurd abowt Loose Cannons
rrr
an bwush yer teef !
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Re: 10,000 (more) Commandments

Postby StayThirstyMyAguila » Wed Feb 01, 2017 1:18 pm

8979: Thou shalt learn thine history, else thee be doomed to repeat it.

8978: Thou shalt learn thine history, else thee be doomed to repeat it.

8977: Thou shalt learn thine history, else thee be doomed to repeat it.

8976: Thou shalt learn thine history, else thee be doomed to repeat it.

8975: Thou shalt learn thine history, else thee be doomed to repeat it.

8974: Thou shalt learn thine history, else thee be doomed to repeat it.

8973: Thou shalt learn thine history, else thee be doomed to repeat it.

8972: Thou shalt learn thine history, else thee be doomed to repeat it.

8971: Thou shalt learn thine books, thine Gospel and thine Loose Canon, if thee can.


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