You might be spending too much time on the FSM forum if...

Rev. Rowan Redbeard · Postby **Rev. Rowan Redbeard** » Thu Sep 13, 2007 10:20 pm

36. You start using the post counts of dormant members as goals to reach on your way up the ranks.

farfalla · Postby **farfalla** » Thu Sep 13, 2007 10:35 pm

37. You know that Zankou and Zankou 2.0 are the same person and worse, you remember Zankou's total posts before he changed to Zankou 2.0.

Rev. Rowan Redbeard · Postby **Rev. Rowan Redbeard** » Thu Sep 13, 2007 10:40 pm

38. You're counting the days until you pass Zankou. Then Zankou 2.0. Then both combined.

Zankou 2.0 · Postby **Zankou 2.0** » Fri Sep 14, 2007 8:02 am

Rev. Rowan Redbeard wrote:38. You're counting the days until you pass Zankou. Then Zankou 2.0. Then both combined.

39. You've accepted your inevitable defeat.

Rainswept · Postby **Rainswept** » Mon Sep 24, 2007 9:50 am

40. You've amassed well over 4,000 posts in less than 2 months.

So, Rowan.. you've got about 2 days to make it to 5,000 posts before your 2 month anniversary. The question is: Can you do it?

Rev. Rowan Redbeard · Postby **Rev. Rowan Redbeard** » Mon Sep 24, 2007 9:52 am

41. You start thinking of the newbies as newbies.

The question is, am I here for the post count or for the entertainment and company?

I'm not gonna try for 5000 in the next two days. Though I could do it with ease were I willing to completely and totally spam the spam thread.

Rainswept · Postby **Rainswept** » Mon Sep 24, 2007 9:55 am

42. (Mine!) You have to ask this question:

Rev. Rowan Redbeard wrote:The question is, am I here for the post count or for the entertainment and company?

black bart · Postby **black bart** » Mon Sep 24, 2007 3:28 pm

43. You have to be admitted to hospital with Post Rowan Redbeard Post Sickness Syndrome

Rev. Rowan Redbeard · Postby **Rev. Rowan Redbeard** » Mon Sep 24, 2007 9:42 pm

44. You've come to understand that the other members of the forum only tease you because they love you.

black bart · Postby **black bart** » Tue Sep 25, 2007 5:39 am

45. You laughed so hard at 44 you burst your spleen

Dan(da haole guy) · Postby **Dan(da haole guy)** » Tue Sep 25, 2007 9:31 pm

46. You go to Red Lobster & order the "Fish 'ead Stoo".. :fsm_yarr:

(AARRGGHH!! edited to correct dumbass mistake..)

Rev. Rowan Redbeard · Postby **Rev. Rowan Redbeard** » Tue Sep 25, 2007 9:50 pm

47. (really)

You know which ship belongs to which pirate.

Beardyoldblaggard · Postby **Beardyoldblaggard** » Wed Sep 26, 2007 11:58 am

48 you know which shit belongs to which pirate

St John the Blasphemist · Postby **St John the Blasphemist** » Wed Dec 19, 2007 2:41 pm

49. You have email notification of new entries in the Lets Make Pasta thread, among others (nRoot mweanntRieodnbienag arndy names)

Detective TurtleHolmes · Postby **Detective TurtleHolmes** » Wed Dec 19, 2007 3:14 pm

50 (Yay! The half century!) You can answer the posts done by Rowan Redbeard with your eyes closed.

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