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Re: Funny stuff found on the intrawebs ver. 2.0

Postby PKMKII » Fri Apr 01, 2011 11:12 am

April Fool's round-up:
XKCD has gone 3D!
The Huffington Post has put up a paywall only for New York Times employees, while someecards has put up a paywall on the entire Internet.
Google introduces Gmail Motion, has a job posting up for an autocompleter (must be able to type 32,000 WPM). Oh, and google "heveltica." I dare you.
Funny or Die has made the observation that April Fool's day is Friday, Friday, gotta get down on Friday.
YouTube is partying like it's 1911.
Blizzard introduces Crabby the Dungeon Helper, the Tombs of Darkness dungeon, the Horadric Cube, and Starcraft: Motion Overdrive.
Kodak introduces photo tattoos.
And urlesque has made the entire internet sound like the Swedish Chef.
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Re: Funny stuff found on the intrawebs ver. 2.0

Postby Ubi Dubium » Fri Apr 01, 2011 2:43 pm

A couple more:

Greta Christina announces the lineup for a big new conference.

PZ Myers announces that The Digital Cuttlefish is actually his secret alter ego.
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Re: Funny stuff found on the intrawebs ver. 2.0

Postby Rainswept » Mon Apr 04, 2011 12:19 am

Ubi Dubium wrote:Greta Christina announces the lineup for a big new conference.


GAH! The first things you see on that link are her face and the word sex and it's not a good combination at all.
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Re: Funny stuff found on the intrawebs ver. 2.0

Postby Tigger_the_Wing » Mon Apr 04, 2011 2:43 am

PKMKII wrote:And urlesque has made the entire internet sound like the Swedish Chef.


I inserted that wonderful piece by Douglas Adams about Australia:

http://hurrdurr.it/#url=http://www.jumb ... _adams.htm

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* Urrlwurrys currry a sturrck.
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* Do not urrtturrmpt to use Urrstrurrlurrn slurrng, urrnlurrss you are a trurrned lurrngurrst and gurrd in a furrst furrght.
* Thurrck surrcks.
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See Urrlsurr: "Durrsurrts: How to die in thurrm", "The Sturrck: Surrcurrnd murrst urrsurrfurrl thurrng urrvurr" and "Purrsurrnurrs and Vurrnurrmurrs urrurrchnurrds, urrnsurrcts, urrnurrmurrls, trurres, shrurrbs, furrsh and shurrp of Urrstrurrlurr, vurrlurrmes 1-42"

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Re: Funny stuff found on the intrawebs ver. 2.0

Postby black bart » Mon Apr 04, 2011 11:35 am

Statue of Michael Jackson erected outside Fulham Football Club

They had great fun with this story on 'Match of the Day Two' last night...they even did an animated John Motson clutching his crotch!
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Re: Funny stuff found on the intrawebs ver. 2.0

Postby PKMKII » Mon Apr 04, 2011 2:52 pm

black bart wrote:Statue of Michael Jackson erected outside Fulham Football Club

They had great fun with this story on 'Match of the Day Two' last night...they even did an animated John Motson clutching his crotch!


See, this is why so many Americans think soccer is gay.
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Postby PKMKII » Mon Apr 04, 2011 5:33 pm

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"How is it that hardly any major religion has looked at science and concluded, 'This is better than we thought! The Universe is much bigger than our prophets said, grander, more subtle, more elegant. God must be even greater than we dreamed'? Instead they say, 'No, no, no! My god is a little god, and I want him to stay that way.'" - Carl Sagan

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Postby ken worley » Mon Apr 04, 2011 5:45 pm

No, THIS V is why many americans think soccer is gay.

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Postby TwistedSister » Mon Apr 04, 2011 9:52 pm

Hmm, makes me wonder how Ken knew where to find all of those pixs........not to mention the stuff about gay pirates.
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Postby FaithfulPirate42 » Mon Apr 04, 2011 10:10 pm

....I...no, but...it doesn't...why....Ah, screw it. I know this Cracked article is dated the 4th, but I'm choosing to believ it's an April Fools prank. Otherwise it'd just be too depressing.
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Postby black bart » Tue Apr 05, 2011 11:21 am

That's all very well Ken but are you the one to tell Vinny Jones that he's gay:

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Postby FaithfulPirate42 » Wed Apr 06, 2011 1:23 am

Having a bad day? Watch Christopher Walken cover Pokerface. That ought to cheer you right up.

No? Well then, how about a great poem by Anis Mojgani?

Even on the worst of days, these two videos seem to make the world a bit brighter.
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Postby black bart » Wed Apr 06, 2011 9:54 am

Like most guys his age, he wasn't above burying the croissant.

Create your own euphemism
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Re: Funny stuff found on the intrawebs ver. 2.0

Postby ken worley » Wed Apr 06, 2011 4:58 pm

black bart wrote:That's all very well Ken but are you the one to tell Vinny Jones that he's gay:

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I hope I am not, I mean, in the unlikely event he hasn't already learned, though I have to assume he's not missed blatant evidences such as the PDA in the pic you posted.
What lengths would I have to go to, is what I'm wondering, to out-obvious such acts...
(I don't want to have to endure extended public anal intercourse with a hairy, muscled, apparently moody foreign athelete, just to help him get in touch with his inner IKEAist.)

On a related note, I see a lot of futbollers in the photos above are manually attentive to the groin-area of their 'friends', whereas in american football, players are well-known for smacking each others' buttocks a lot.
Does this mean that in america, sexual play is more often initiated by the male or masculine (or the top)-figure,
whereas in the rest of the world*, it is the 'bottom' or feminine half of coupling pairs who signals the start of festivities?

*(Aside from wales, of course, where all intercourse involves massive amounts of alcohol consumption, and is invariably followed by mutual rape charges being filed.)
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Postby pieces o'nine » Thu Apr 07, 2011 12:35 am

black bart wrote:Like most guys his age, he wasn't above burying the croissant.

Create your own euphemism


OK, Bart, I took a screenshot in case you need proof, but, HAND-TO-GOD this is what popped up when I tried that link:

Bart's 'Euphemism' link wrote:I couldn't believe my best friend was actually
normalizing the Welsh midget.

:shocked:

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