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Re: Funny stuff found on the intrawebs ver. 2.0

Postby PKMKII » Mon Jun 13, 2011 6:45 pm

"How is it that hardly any major religion has looked at science and concluded, 'This is better than we thought! The Universe is much bigger than our prophets said, grander, more subtle, more elegant. God must be even greater than we dreamed'? Instead they say, 'No, no, no! My god is a little god, and I want him to stay that way.'" - Carl Sagan

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Postby gronank » Mon Jun 13, 2011 6:58 pm

^Mosley? isn't he some kind of profet in our relegion?
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Postby Qwertyuiopasd » Mon Jun 13, 2011 8:58 pm

You're thinking of Mosey, the midget who appears in the Gospel and some other writings in "historical" context. Also commonly confused with Moses :P
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Postby Tigger_the_Wing » Wed Jun 15, 2011 10:16 pm

^ :lol:

Qwertyuiopasd wrote:Still, asking what it would be slang for is legitimate. You're right, it means the keyboard configuration. Bitch means female dog, and was originally not at all offensive. But now it's got a few different meanings as slang.

It is funny to think up what a computer would find offensive. :P


I expect that they would find ctrl+alt+del the most offensive phrase. :haha:

Planking.

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The term "planking" was coined in Australia and the practice became a fad in 2011.[18] Planking is described as the practice of lying down flat with arms to the side, to mimic a wooden plank. It has its origins in the "lying down game".

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Postby PKMKII » Thu Jun 16, 2011 10:04 pm

Wave at the bus

A dad, 170 costumes, the school bus, and one very embarrassed teenage son.
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Postby Roy Hunter » Fri Jun 17, 2011 9:32 am

One for daftbeaker here:

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Postby gronank » Fri Jun 17, 2011 9:41 am

Rumor has it that in certain engineering teams in the Soviet Union, duct tape was commonly known as "rocket tape".
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Postby black bart » Fri Jun 17, 2011 9:48 am

gronank wrote:Rumor has it that in certain engineering teams in the Soviet Union, duct tape was commonly known as "rocket tape".


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Postby Roy Hunter » Sat Jun 18, 2011 6:10 am

Men buy sports cars in order to attract women for short-term sex.

Erm... DUUUU-UUUHHHH!!!

If you substituted the researchers' names with Dr. Henry Brubaker of the Institute of Studies, this would be straight out of the Daily Mash.
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Postby PKMKII » Sun Jun 26, 2011 2:02 pm

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Postby daftbeaker » Mon Jun 27, 2011 4:23 pm

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Postby black bart » Tue Jun 28, 2011 6:16 am



:shocked:

I hope Bobby doesn't implement my billboard idea! The insurance will be sky high.
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Postby Tigger_the_Wing » Tue Jun 28, 2011 6:01 pm

Prejudice

(Don't worry - it's a Tim Minchin video! :love: )

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