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Re: Funny stuff found on the intrawebs ver. 2.0

Postby Roland Deschain » Sat May 26, 2012 8:54 am

Tig... :worship: The first one (the guy who didn't understand map scales) I read on Facebook via PK. I read the whole thing, and then I really wanted to cry. What made me cheer up is the second post of yours with the answerphone message. OMFSM, that is awesome! They should fight those frivolous lawsuits from people watching too many movies from certain litigious societies, get up off their lazy backsides, and take responsibility for their children's behaviour. :lol:
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Postby Tigger_the_Wing » Sat May 26, 2012 9:39 am

Roland Deschain wrote:Tig... :worship: The first one (the guy who didn't understand map scales) I read on Facebook via PK. I read the whole thing, and then I really wanted to cry.


I noticed PK had put it up on FB; now I'm worried that it might go viral, and I'll get the blame! :paranoid: :blush:

Roland Deschain wrote:What made me cheer up is the second post of yours with the answerphone message. OMFSM, that is awesome! They should fight those frivolous lawsuits from people watching too many movies from certain litigious societies, get up off their lazy backsides, and take responsibility for their children's behaviour. :lol:


Here, here! Get them back into line! :whip:

Now for utter geekiness. The volume of a pizza = pizza.

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Postby ET, the Extra Terrestrial » Tue May 29, 2012 12:11 am

Tigger_the_Wing wrote:Now for utter geekiness. The volume of a pizza = pizza.

I gave that one to a HS math teacher friend a few months back. He was suitably amazed. My next gift to him will be the pi = pie mindbender. Image
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Postby DavidH » Tue May 29, 2012 6:46 am

Spear fishing = pain in the arse.

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Postby black bart » Tue May 29, 2012 8:07 am

^ :lol: :haha:

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Postby Ravi Oli » Tue May 29, 2012 4:42 pm


I live [well next town/suburb over] and our office is there and that ^ was a hoax... still funny tho.

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I just don't want to know how that guy ^^ got speared in the arse!
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Postby Roland Deschain » Tue May 29, 2012 5:31 pm

The volume of a pizza = pizza? Mind = blown. I've seen that pi = Pie one before. Mind = blown on that one, too. :haha:
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Postby PKMKII » Wed May 30, 2012 11:05 pm

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Postby black bart » Thu May 31, 2012 7:40 am

^^
Where can you get the 'Dr Who' Russian doll set ( I have a Russian President set :blush: )?
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Postby Roy Hunter » Thu May 31, 2012 1:31 pm

Think this has been posted before, but...

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Postby daftbeaker » Fri Jun 01, 2012 2:15 am

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Postby gronank » Fri Jun 01, 2012 8:11 am

daftbeaker wrote:Image

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Postby DavidH » Fri Jun 01, 2012 8:16 am

^ Probably. :haha:

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Postby Ravi Oli » Fri Jun 01, 2012 8:42 am

black bart wrote:^^
Where can you get the 'Dr Who' Russian doll set....

You might have to put your own artistic talents to work bart... one-off hand painted set... would prolly cost you a motza if it was for sale.
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