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Re: Funny stuff found on the intrawebs ver. 2.0

Postby Roy Hunter » Fri Feb 06, 2015 8:18 am

Robert Mugabe falls over.

Robert Mugabe falls over some more.

Ah, this makes me happy. A 90-year-old man falling over in public...
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Re: Funny stuff found on the intrawebs ver. 2.0

Postby Monobaz » Fri Feb 06, 2015 2:01 pm

Roy Hunter wrote:Robert Mugabe falls over.

Robert Mugabe falls over some more.

Ah, this makes me happy. A 90-year-old man falling over in public...



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Postby daftbeaker » Mon Feb 16, 2015 9:17 pm

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Postby PKMKII » Mon Feb 16, 2015 10:10 pm

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Postby Cardinal Fang » Thu Feb 19, 2015 4:44 pm

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Postby ET, the Extra Terrestrial » Tue Mar 31, 2015 12:09 am

"Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens."
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Postby Cardinal Fang » Tue Mar 31, 2015 6:18 pm

Jim Jefferies on Gun Ownership

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Postby PKMKII » Wed Apr 08, 2015 9:53 pm

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Postby Cardinal Fang » Thu Apr 09, 2015 1:21 pm

Nation Hopeful There Will Be Equally Random Chance Of Justice For Future Victims Of Police Abuse

More and more I am thankful that UK cops are for the most part unarmed

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Postby PKMKII » Thu Apr 23, 2015 9:43 pm

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"How is it that hardly any major religion has looked at science and concluded, 'This is better than we thought! The Universe is much bigger than our prophets said, grander, more subtle, more elegant. God must be even greater than we dreamed'? Instead they say, 'No, no, no! My god is a little god, and I want him to stay that way.'" - Carl Sagan

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Postby ET, the Extra Terrestrial » Thu Apr 23, 2015 10:25 pm

That's definitely going on my cube wall at work.
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Re: Funny stuff found on the intrawebs ver. 2.0

Postby daftbeaker » Sat May 09, 2015 7:16 am

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Re: Funny stuff found on the intrawebs ver. 2.0

Postby Monobaz » Sat May 09, 2015 9:55 am

Perhaps they should artificially inseminate the last remaining individual. :haha:
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Re: Funny stuff found on the intrawebs ver. 2.0

Postby Roy Hunter » Sun May 10, 2015 5:42 pm

One for daftbeaker.

Monobaz wrote:Perhaps they should artificially inseminate the last remaining individual. :haha:
His name is Ian. Good luck with that.

There are now more giant pandas in Scotland than Labour MPs. Or Tory MPs. Or Lib-Dem MPs.

There are also more nuclear submarines in Scotland than pro-nuclear submarine MPs.
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Re: Funny stuff found on the intrawebs ver. 2.0

Postby daftbeaker » Sun May 10, 2015 6:04 pm

Roy Hunter wrote:One for daftbeaker.

That was enjoyably cathartic, fank ye, ye welkum. I stopped when the counter reached 200 but I reckon there's a good 10 minutes entertainment at a time with that :haha:
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