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Re: Funny stuff found on the intrawebs ver. 2.0

Postby Roland Deschain » Thu Mar 22, 2012 8:21 am

pieces o'nine wrote:
Tom Logan, who qualified as a dietopath after printing off a colourful certificate with elegant fonts,

^ Attention, Roland: this guy is totally stealing your idea!

This makes me angry, and you don't wanna make me angry! :furious:

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Postby DavidH » Fri Mar 23, 2012 3:01 pm

^ :lol:

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Postby Ravi Oli » Fri Mar 23, 2012 5:01 pm

^ & ^^ You boys are only gonna find warm beer volcanoes and 90 year old strippers in the afterlife for that! :lol:
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Postby Roland Deschain » Fri Mar 23, 2012 5:43 pm

^ Don't forget the VD. :haha:

^^^ OMFSM. That made me chuckle hard. Then I went to make myself a hot drink. I am still chuckling now. In the spirit of the occasion, I thought i'd add to the fun. It's not as if i'm not damned already (according to the babble). :evilgrin:

Is that the new iMolest app from the Catholic Church? I can imagine the marketing campaign:-

Want to molest children? There's an app for that! :barf:
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Postby daftbeaker » Fri Mar 23, 2012 5:59 pm

Roland Deschain wrote:Want to molest children? There's a hat for that! :barf:
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Postby Ravi Oli » Fri Mar 23, 2012 6:08 pm

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Postby Roland Deschain » Fri Mar 23, 2012 6:30 pm

^^ If the Bible is all real, we are so going to hell for this. :haha:
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Postby daftbeaker » Fri Mar 23, 2012 6:51 pm

Roland Deschain wrote:^^ If the Bible is all real, we are so going to hell for this. :haha:

Not so. I can quote my old chum Matthew on this, "Judge not, lest ye be judged." Since the Hitler Youth over there has done plenty of judging in his time I regard it as my biblical duty to get right back judging him :haha:

Edit - Besides (and on a more serious note), I'd like to think taking the piss out of a pompous prick in a stupid hat rates less on the 'going to hell' scale than aiding and abetting child rapists.
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Postby daftbeaker » Fri Mar 23, 2012 9:14 pm

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Postby PKMKII » Fri Mar 23, 2012 10:25 pm

I have no idea why I find this hilarious, but I do: Zarathrustra, the fine-art ginger tabby.
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Postby Ravi Oli » Fri Mar 23, 2012 11:31 pm

Positively Orgasmic

Sex after falling out of bed: floorgasm
Wet dream: snoregasm
Group sex: fourgasm
Sex for hours and hours: soregasm
Cheap sex: poorgasm
Noisy sex: roargasm
Nymphomaniac sex: iwantmoregasm
Sex on the beach: shoregasm
Sex with a pig: boargasm
Competitive sex: scoregasm
Sex on holiday: tourgasm
Sex on the farm: tractorgasm
Sex with a Viking: thorgasm
Sex during military campaign: wargasm
Sex with a single-celled organism: sporegasm
Sex against a door: doorgasm
Sex with a prostitute: whoregasm
Nibbling their ears sex: gnawgasm
Sex with a shopkeeper: storegasm
Sex with a legal secretary: lawgasm
Anal sex without lube: rawgasm
Invitrofertilization: strawgasm
Sex in a row boat: oargasm
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Postby black bart » Sat Mar 24, 2012 6:02 am

^ :lol: those three posts are hilarious especially the Borat anthem, how wonderful, I wish they'd do that throughout the London Olympics but Sacha B Cohen would have to re-write everyone's anthems.
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Postby Roland Deschain » Sat Mar 24, 2012 8:38 am

Excellent stuff there. Kuwait failed hard, just like Edelweiss being played for Austrians at an official state dinner in the US. What a big cat! I have another 'gasm:-

Sex in outer space: Zerogasm
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Postby black bart » Wed Mar 28, 2012 7:08 am

Now you've got me thinking about Barbarella!
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Postby Ravi Oli » Wed Mar 28, 2012 8:30 am

black bart wrote:Now you've got me thinking about Barbarella!

No harm in that Mate!

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Maybe the inspiration for the Janet Jackson wardrobe "malfunction'?
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