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Re: Funny stuff found on the intrawebs ver. 2.0

Postby PKMKII » Mon Apr 09, 2012 1:36 pm

The Onion: Busy Romney Sorry He Missed Nation's Piano Recital

He's been briefed on how well you played, though, and he wanted me to tell you he's very proud of you and can't wait for the next recital. Not only will he be there, but he's promised to take everyone out for ice cream afterward.
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Postby black bart » Mon Apr 09, 2012 2:05 pm

:lol: The nail gun ad.
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Postby Roland Deschain » Mon Apr 09, 2012 7:49 pm

Roland Deschain - Half prophet, half gunslinger, all Pastafarian!

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Postby PKMKII » Tue Apr 10, 2012 10:16 pm

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"How is it that hardly any major religion has looked at science and concluded, 'This is better than we thought! The Universe is much bigger than our prophets said, grander, more subtle, more elegant. God must be even greater than we dreamed'? Instead they say, 'No, no, no! My god is a little god, and I want him to stay that way.'" - Carl Sagan

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Postby Roland Deschain » Tue Apr 10, 2012 11:04 pm

^ :lol: I love tying them in knots like that.

Pepper Spray Reviews on Amazon - These are awesome. :haha:

I found a painting on the internet, painted by a right-wing Christian. The painting chronicles the state of the US at the moment, seen through some rather special glasses. Scroll over the different people, and read the ridiculous comments on them from the artist on the right-hand side. Some of them are hilariously right-wing Christian, with some of the best in the lower right-hand corner (look for the professor with a certain book in his hand). I then found that someone had done the inevitable, and treated it to a turn in Photoshop. I've not laughed so hard in a long time. :evilgrin:

Painting with scroll-over explanations
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Postby pieces o'nine » Wed Apr 11, 2012 12:28 am

This is my favorite commentary on that last little Rick moment...


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Postby daftbeaker » Thu Apr 12, 2012 5:40 am

Steampunk Jesus :haha:

I do really like Sinfest but it's a very weird webcomic :idiot:
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Postby Roland Deschain » Fri Apr 13, 2012 7:55 pm

^ That's pretty cool. I had a look at 50 other strips of theirs, and they're different but funny.

Child Celebrities Opposing Kirk Cameron - Do you love this? :haha:

Church Of Christian Kindness - All real, I promise you. :whistle:

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Postby gronank » Fri Apr 13, 2012 8:33 pm

Roland Deschain wrote:Church Of Christian Kindness - All real, I promise you. :whistle:

Are you sure? They have a security branch named Client Level Investigation Team or CLIT for short.
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Postby Roland Deschain » Sat Apr 14, 2012 7:44 am

gronank wrote:
Roland Deschain wrote:Church Of Christian Kindness - All real, I promise you. :whistle:

Are you sure? They have a security branch named Client Level Investigation Team or CLIT for short.

I thought my nonchalant whistling FSM would tell you the truth of my assertion, but let me put it another way for you:-

Church Of Christian Kindness... :haha:

Plus...

Eaton Cox - Bishop of COCK
Pastor Anus Rektal
Pastor Gash Vagisil
Pastor Fen Derbender


On another note, something from the Atheist Memebase

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EDIT: Creationists' First Time on the Internet - It's a little notty! :haha:
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Postby pieces o'nine » Sat Apr 14, 2012 3:39 pm

Roland Deschain wrote:Child Celebrities Opposing Kirk Cameron - Do you love this? :haha:

Preach it, Brother Deschain!
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Postby daftbeaker » Sun Apr 15, 2012 11:21 am

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Postby daftbeaker » Sun Apr 15, 2012 3:24 pm


And now Charlie Brooker's done the video game version.

Charlie Brooker wrote:It's hard to see how they could make Star Wars any gayer, unless they gave the Millennium Falcon a handlebar moustache.
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Postby Roland Deschain » Sun Apr 15, 2012 6:57 pm

^ + ^^ :worship:

Those were excellent. I had a good chuckle to myself (and out loud). I shall pass them both on to interested parties. Thanks DB.
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Postby PKMKII » Wed Apr 18, 2012 10:43 pm

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"How is it that hardly any major religion has looked at science and concluded, 'This is better than we thought! The Universe is much bigger than our prophets said, grander, more subtle, more elegant. God must be even greater than we dreamed'? Instead they say, 'No, no, no! My god is a little god, and I want him to stay that way.'" - Carl Sagan

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