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Re: Funny stuff found on the intrawebs ver. 2.0

Postby Rainswept » Mon Feb 25, 2013 9:41 am

I believe it's time for mankind to set aside the crutch of religion and embrace morality born of reason and truth. Those crutches have long since proven treacherous when the ground gets slippery.

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Postby black bart » Mon Feb 25, 2013 10:57 am

Roy Hunter wrote:One for Black Bart. Just in time for St. David's Day. And if he ever sobers up after Swansea winning the League Cup.

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Good one...I am in a celebratory mood.
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Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard » Mon Feb 25, 2013 10:47 pm

Spaghetti Bath
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Postby PKMKII » Tue Feb 26, 2013 12:29 pm

"How is it that hardly any major religion has looked at science and concluded, 'This is better than we thought! The Universe is much bigger than our prophets said, grander, more subtle, more elegant. God must be even greater than we dreamed'? Instead they say, 'No, no, no! My god is a little god, and I want him to stay that way.'" - Carl Sagan

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Postby PKMKII » Wed Feb 27, 2013 2:02 am

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"How is it that hardly any major religion has looked at science and concluded, 'This is better than we thought! The Universe is much bigger than our prophets said, grander, more subtle, more elegant. God must be even greater than we dreamed'? Instead they say, 'No, no, no! My god is a little god, and I want him to stay that way.'" - Carl Sagan

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Postby PKMKII » Fri Mar 01, 2013 3:25 pm

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"How is it that hardly any major religion has looked at science and concluded, 'This is better than we thought! The Universe is much bigger than our prophets said, grander, more subtle, more elegant. God must be even greater than we dreamed'? Instead they say, 'No, no, no! My god is a little god, and I want him to stay that way.'" - Carl Sagan

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Postby PKMKII » Sat Mar 02, 2013 10:36 am

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"How is it that hardly any major religion has looked at science and concluded, 'This is better than we thought! The Universe is much bigger than our prophets said, grander, more subtle, more elegant. God must be even greater than we dreamed'? Instead they say, 'No, no, no! My god is a little god, and I want him to stay that way.'" - Carl Sagan

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Postby black bart » Tue Mar 05, 2013 11:42 am

^ :cry:

That's not funny...I watched the Horizon Special: "The Truth about Meteors" last night!
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Postby PKMKII » Tue Mar 05, 2013 10:15 pm

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"How is it that hardly any major religion has looked at science and concluded, 'This is better than we thought! The Universe is much bigger than our prophets said, grander, more subtle, more elegant. God must be even greater than we dreamed'? Instead they say, 'No, no, no! My god is a little god, and I want him to stay that way.'" - Carl Sagan

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Re: Funny stuff found on the intrawebs ver. 2.0

Postby daftbeaker » Wed Mar 06, 2013 1:24 pm

[NSFW]Rainbow does Top Gear[/NSFW]

I may have posted this before but it's still good, it's exactly how I imagined Zippy behaving when he's not on kids' TV :idiot:

Why do they call you Carmen?
Because I like cars and I like men. What's your name?
Lager fanny.
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Postby black bart » Thu Mar 07, 2013 7:22 am

^ :lol:

I liked: I only got the car to get me from a A to B, which is a shame cos I live in Kew.
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Postby daftbeaker » Sat Mar 09, 2013 6:24 am

Food contamination scandal hits the church.

Communion wafers found to contain 0% Christ.
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Postby pieces o'nine » Sat Mar 09, 2013 6:02 pm

^ it's a christist situation!

thanks to a friend for that joke
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Postby black bart » Mon Mar 11, 2013 7:44 am

p'Raise' thee Lord.
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Re: Funny stuff found on the intrawebs ver. 2.0

Postby daftbeaker » Tue Mar 12, 2013 6:50 pm

Roy Hunter wrote:Siri for Scotland: is it an alpha? A beta? Or a f*@&ing [email protected]$&"*d?

Two out of three isn't bad :idiot:

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Edit - I can't tell if this is funny or accurately sarcastic.

The Lib Dems aired a political broadcast today asking people what they would be spending their 600 pounds of saved tax money on.
I'm going to save mine up for 45 years then go to University.
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