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Re: Funny stuff found on the intrawebs ver. 2.0
My brother's response to my plumbing woes:


"How is it that hardly any major religion has looked at science and concluded, 'This is better than we thought! The Universe is much bigger than our prophets said, grander, more subtle, more elegant. God must be even greater than we dreamed'? Instead they say, 'No, no, no! My god is a little god, and I want him to stay that way.'" - Carl Sagan
"To doubt everything or to believe everything are two equally convenient solutions; both dispense with the necessity of reflection." - Henri Poincaré
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Here's another fine image brought to you by the black hole of time known as Facebook.


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Rev. Rowan Redbeard wrote:Here's another fine image brought to you by the black hole of time known as Facebook.
WANT.
"Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
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English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick
What happens when all the renewable energy runs out?
-- Victoria Ayling
English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."
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^Excellent...and if you go in and close the doors there is room for massive amounts of booze.
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Christian League football game abandoned after violent punch-up.
http://www.birminghammail.net/news/top-stories/2012/09/23/christian-league-football-game-abandoned-after-violent-punch-up-66331-31888177/
http://www.birminghammail.net/news/top-stories/2012/09/23/christian-league-football-game-abandoned-after-violent-punch-up-66331-31888177/
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DavidH wrote:Christian League football game abandoned after violent punch-up.
http://www.birminghammail.net/news/top-stories/2012/09/23/christian-league-football-game-abandoned-after-violent-punch-up-66331-31888177/
OMG...we are going to Walktheplank's wedding on Saturday and it's likely to be a load of christians...if his Stag Night is anything to go by...I don't wanna be roughed up!
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This is pretty much how the season has been so far


"How is it that hardly any major religion has looked at science and concluded, 'This is better than we thought! The Universe is much bigger than our prophets said, grander, more subtle, more elegant. God must be even greater than we dreamed'? Instead they say, 'No, no, no! My god is a little god, and I want him to stay that way.'" - Carl Sagan
"To doubt everything or to believe everything are two equally convenient solutions; both dispense with the necessity of reflection." - Henri Poincaré
"To doubt everything or to believe everything are two equally convenient solutions; both dispense with the necessity of reflection." - Henri Poincaré
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DavidH wrote:Christian League football game abandoned after violent punch-up.
I would so totally visit a church with this name if it were here.Common Ground United...is linked to the Living Stones of Christ...

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"How is it that hardly any major religion has looked at science and concluded, 'This is better than we thought! The Universe is much bigger than our prophets said, grander, more subtle, more elegant. God must be even greater than we dreamed'? Instead they say, 'No, no, no! My god is a little god, and I want him to stay that way.'" - Carl Sagan
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"To doubt everything or to believe everything are two equally convenient solutions; both dispense with the necessity of reflection." - Henri Poincaré
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Rev. Rowan Redbeard wrote:Oh, goodness me! I'm still laughing!
This is excellent. Did you watch the Edward and Bella one?

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Roland Deschain wrote:Rev. Rowan Redbeard wrote:Oh, goodness me! I'm still laughing!
This is excellent. Did you watch the Edward and Bella one?
I didn't care for it. It wasn't random enough.
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The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.
Re: Funny stuff found on the intrawebs ver. 2.0
black bart wrote:What does Roy think he's doing?
preferring one litter bin over another?
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That's Aberdeen for you. He probably thought there was a sheep in there.black bart wrote:What does Roy think he's doing?
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