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Re: Funny stuff found on the intrawebs ver. 2.0

Postby Roy Hunter » Wed Dec 09, 2015 6:35 am

ET, the Extra Terrestrial wrote:New Age Bullshit Generator
A thing of beauty, sir. Thank you for that. :haha:
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Re: Funny stuff found on the intrawebs ver. 2.0

Postby ET, the Extra Terrestrial » Wed Dec 09, 2015 11:30 am

Roy Hunter wrote:
ET, the Extra Terrestrial wrote:New Age Bullshit Generator
A thing of beauty, sir. Thank you for that. :haha:

I've come to the point where I'm using its unadulterated output as responses to posts from a certain commenter on articles about local politics here. Seems to be getting generally positive reviews from other readers.
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English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."

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Re: Funny stuff found on the intrawebs ver. 2.0

Postby dukes » Fri Jan 01, 2016 12:52 pm

Maher's comments do a serious disservice to Orangutans. Besides, Trump was unwilling to accept Obama's birth certificate, why should Maher accept Trumps? Perhaps The Donald should submit a DNA sample - but then what else might be learned?
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Re: Funny stuff found on the intrawebs ver. 2.0

Postby MourningStar » Fri Jan 01, 2016 2:55 pm

dukes wrote:Maher's comments do a serious disservice to Orangutans. Besides, Trump was unwilling to accept Obama's birth certificate, why should Maher accept Trumps? Perhaps The Donald should submit a DNA sample - but then what else might be learned?


an estrogen imbalance... ha!
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Re: Funny stuff found on the intrawebs ver. 2.0

Postby Cardinal Fang » Sun Feb 14, 2016 1:21 pm

For those in the US: Trump Donald

For those in the UK: Hunt Jeremy

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Postby AFTERGLOW » Sat May 28, 2016 1:22 am

Ahoy, me Hardies!

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Re: Funny stuff found on the intrawebs ver. 2.0

Postby Roy Hunter » Thu Jun 30, 2016 5:29 pm

One for daftbeaker: Slap Michael Gove.
"I don't mean to sound bitter, cynical and cruel; but I am, so that's how it comes out." Bill Hicks.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." Abraham Lincoln
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Re: Funny stuff found on the intrawebs ver. 2.0

Postby ET, the Extra Terrestrial » Fri Jul 01, 2016 3:03 pm

Roy Hunter wrote:One for daftbeaker: Slap Michael Gove.

Over one billion served. :haha:
"Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick

What happens when all the renewable energy runs out?
-- Victoria Ayling

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Re: Funny stuff found on the intrawebs ver. 2.0

Postby Roy Hunter » Fri Jul 01, 2016 3:18 pm

Are you familiar with Vine, ET? Social networking consisting of sub-10 second videos.

Michael Gove is an absolute star of Vine. You have no idea.

Michael Gove failing to clap his hands properly.

Michael Gove saying he could never be Prime Minister.

Michael Gove falls over.

Forget soundbites, he's the new Harold Lloyd.
"I don't mean to sound bitter, cynical and cruel; but I am, so that's how it comes out." Bill Hicks.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." Abraham Lincoln
"Are you OK?" daftbeaker (<-- very good question, people should ask it more often.)


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