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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby fueledbycoffee » Thu Jul 17, 2008 4:50 pm

You're banned for being a grammar Nazi.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Taidje Khan » Thu Jul 17, 2008 5:03 pm

You're banned for not understanding that different words have different meanings, and that the improper use of words can inhibit understanding.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Wawizzle » Fri Jul 18, 2008 5:57 pm

You're banned for posting in this thread.
“We are often hesitant to look at other faiths or to examine our own critically because we feel that, in doing so, we are being disloyal to our own deeply felt convictions. ... And yet our beliefs are not worth very much if they cannot stand up to any scrutiny.” -- James Livingston.

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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Detective TurtleHolmes » Fri Jul 18, 2008 10:05 pm

You're banned because my back hurts.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Wawizzle » Sat Jul 19, 2008 1:04 am

You're banned because I'm tired but I know I'm probably not going to be able to sleep if I lay in my bed.
“We are often hesitant to look at other faiths or to examine our own critically because we feel that, in doing so, we are being disloyal to our own deeply felt convictions. ... And yet our beliefs are not worth very much if they cannot stand up to any scrutiny.” -- James Livingston.

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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby fueledbycoffee » Sat Jul 19, 2008 1:06 am

You're banned because I'm bored.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Wawizzle » Sat Jul 19, 2008 1:08 am

You're banned because my muscles are sore.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby fueledbycoffee » Sat Jul 19, 2008 1:11 am

You're banned because I've been standing for eight hours and my legs are enlisting my pinkies in an open revolt.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Wawizzle » Sat Jul 19, 2008 1:13 am

You're banned because my legs hurt from squats.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby fueledbycoffee » Sat Jul 19, 2008 1:16 am

You're banned for squatting. Buy your own house, bum.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Wawizzle » Sat Jul 19, 2008 1:19 am

You're banned for living in a 6-bedroom apartment in upper-east manhattan.

You're also banned for not reminding me this isn't the lies thread.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby fueledbycoffee » Sat Jul 19, 2008 1:27 am

You're banned for not remembering that this isn't the Lies! thread.

However, you're unbanned when I remember that I don't care.

But you're banned again for suggesting that I might ever rub shoulders with yuppies.

However, you're unbanned when I remember that Patrick Bateman lived around there, and he was awesome.

Then you're banned again because I have the sudden desire to axe someone in the face to "Hip to be Square," and, being a pacifist, that just don't jive, dawg.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Detective TurtleHolmes » Sat Jul 19, 2008 1:48 am

Wawizzle wrote:You're banned because I'm tired but I know I'm probably not going to be able to sleep if I lay in my bed.

You're banned because lying down on my back causes me intense pain.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard » Sat Jul 19, 2008 5:08 am

You're banned for forgetting to take off your shell before bed.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Moral Minority » Sat Jul 19, 2008 6:47 am

You are banned because as my mother ceirtanly told me, it is always important to try new things.


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