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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby ET, the Extra Terrestrial » Sun Jan 04, 2009 2:12 am

you're banned for thinking you could find a virgin.
"Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick

What happens when all the renewable energy runs out?
-- Victoria Ayling

English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."

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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Dan (dat haole dude) » Sun Jan 04, 2009 2:23 pm

you're banned for living on the verge...
'Oli no au i na pono FSM e
E hau'oli na 'opio o FSM nei
'Oli e! 'Oli e!
Mau ke aloha, no FSM

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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Moral Minority » Sun Jan 04, 2009 9:49 pm

You're banned for making me look sober and comprehensible.

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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby ET, the Extra Terrestrial » Sun Jan 04, 2009 10:13 pm

you're banned for thinking anything could make you look sober and comprehensible
"Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick

What happens when all the renewable energy runs out?
-- Victoria Ayling

English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."

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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Tigger_the_Wing » Sun Jan 04, 2009 10:29 pm

You're banned for having a leak-proof shell when they can't find the reason for the leak in our roof.

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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby ET, the Extra Terrestrial » Sun Jan 04, 2009 10:36 pm

you're banned for having a leaky roof in a place where it never rains.

check for correlation with wind direction. check to see if the manifestation occurs in a different location than the actual leak (water traveling laterally along beams). Send your kids up into the attic and don't let them out until they fix it.
"Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick

What happens when all the renewable energy runs out?
-- Victoria Ayling

English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."

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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Dan (dat haole dude) » Sun Jan 04, 2009 10:45 pm

you're banned for not offering to send her your leak-proof shell..
'Oli no au i na pono FSM e
E hau'oli na 'opio o FSM nei
'Oli e! 'Oli e!
Mau ke aloha, no FSM

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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Phlebas » Sun Jan 04, 2009 11:43 pm

You're banned for your obvious attempt to try and get ET naked. Sicko.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Dan (dat haole dude) » Mon Jan 05, 2009 12:11 am

you're banned for not remembering a turtle without a shell is a fat, lumpy, naked lizard*..& in that case, it's OK to be obvious..

*mahalo to Dan O'Neill, the creator/cartoonist of Odd Bodkins for the phrase..
'Oli no au i na pono FSM e
E hau'oli na 'opio o FSM nei
'Oli e! 'Oli e!
Mau ke aloha, no FSM

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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby ET, the Extra Terrestrial » Mon Jan 05, 2009 12:19 am

you're banned for not realizing that a turtle without a shell is a fat, lumpy, naked lizard, without a skeleton.
"Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick

What happens when all the renewable energy runs out?
-- Victoria Ayling

English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."

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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Tigger_the_Wing » Mon Jan 05, 2009 12:23 am

You're banned for reminding me of a truly horrific incident in my teens working at a vet :(

Sensitive people please do NOT read the small print.

(a tortoise was brought in having been caught by a combine harvester...)

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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby ET, the Extra Terrestrial » Mon Jan 05, 2009 12:33 am

Shit happens. At least it wasn't deliberate. You're banned for not fixing that damned roof yet - you've had two hours already.
"Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick

What happens when all the renewable energy runs out?
-- Victoria Ayling

English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."

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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Dan (dat haole dude) » Mon Jan 05, 2009 12:38 am

you're banned for believing roofs (leaky or otherwise) have souls..(they don't have shoes, either...they sold both soles and souls for a chance to be weather-proof)
'Oli no au i na pono FSM e
E hau'oli na 'opio o FSM nei
'Oli e! 'Oli e!
Mau ke aloha, no FSM

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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby ET, the Extra Terrestrial » Mon Jan 05, 2009 12:44 am

you're banned for thinking they sold their souls and their soles to the sole soul and sole holder that rolled in out of the cold.
"Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick

What happens when all the renewable energy runs out?
-- Victoria Ayling

English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."

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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Phlebas » Mon Jan 05, 2009 3:32 am

You're banned for jumping to conclusions (even with your ridiculous stumpy little legs).
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