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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby ptz » Thu Nov 19, 2009 9:07 am

Wow, this thread is still being posted in. What is wrong with you people?

You're banned for forcing the latest installment of Detective TurtleHolmes mysteries onto everyone.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Roy Hunter » Thu Nov 19, 2009 9:19 am

ptz wrote:Wow, this thread is still being posted in. What is wrong with you people?
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby black bart » Thu Nov 19, 2009 9:32 am

^^he's banned for still having the same avatar 500 years after the Lord of the Rings Trilogy hit the silver screen.

^you're banned for for giving away state secrets of how a Scotsman is assembled.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby daftbeaker » Thu Nov 19, 2009 10:24 am

black bart wrote:^you're banned for for giving away state secrets of how a Scotsman is assembled.

Badly apparently :moon:

You're banned because I can't be bothered to cook and have to go to Sainsburys now.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby PKMKII » Thu Nov 19, 2009 10:54 am

You're banned because you can, in fact, be bothered to cook. Oh Nef yoo, are ye hungry? Unkl dafty wunts t' make ye sumthin'...
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby bacon » Thu Nov 19, 2009 1:18 pm

you're banned for calling nef yoo into this thread!
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby TwistedSister » Thu Nov 19, 2009 1:28 pm

You're banned because I'm tired.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby bacon » Thu Nov 19, 2009 1:49 pm

when i was getting some fast food today, the line was horrendously long, and i could have sworn that the person who came up on the loudspeaker(when i eventually made it there) and grumbled, "wait a minute, i've got shakes to make" was you - so you're banned for making me wait and for giving me grumpiness while i'm hungry
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby ptz » Thu Nov 19, 2009 3:14 pm

You're banned for eating fast food you should have had some spaghetti instead.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Ubi Dubius » Thu Nov 19, 2009 3:28 pm

You're banned having no vowels in your name.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby bacon » Thu Nov 19, 2009 3:32 pm

speaking of which, you're banned for too many u's in your name
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby ptz » Fri Nov 20, 2009 8:59 am

You're banned for being in the frying pan.
Ask once its a question, Ask twice its an answer, Ask thrice and its just plain stupidity

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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby TwistedSister » Fri Nov 20, 2009 9:43 am

You're banned for also living in Pennsylvania.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Ham Nox » Fri Nov 20, 2009 12:13 pm

You're banned for discriminating based on location!
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby TwistedSister » Fri Nov 20, 2009 12:18 pm

You banned for not noticing I also live in Pennsylvania.
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