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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby lordpunkmonk » Mon Jan 11, 2010 3:55 am

You are banned for discrimination. they both flap their wings the same amount and therefore cause the same amount of damage.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby black bart » Mon Jan 11, 2010 6:56 am

You're banned for opening your wallet and letting the moths out
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Ubi Dubius » Mon Jan 11, 2010 7:46 am

You're banned for singing "Who let the moths out!"
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby black bart » Mon Jan 11, 2010 8:29 am

You're banned because I'm not snowed in anymore and I have no excuse not to go to work :cry:
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Ubi Dubius » Mon Jan 11, 2010 10:35 am

You're banned, Black Bart, because there is always an excuse. You can cough convincingly, can't you?
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby black bart » Mon Jan 11, 2010 10:41 am

Ubi Dubius wrote:You're banned, Black Bart, because there is always an excuse. You can cough convincingly, can't you?


That's exactly the ploy my esteemed colleague has gone for...3 days snowed in last week and now he has a 'Chest Infection'!!! Cough, cough...

You're banned for giving me ideas.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby lordpunkmonk » Mon Jan 11, 2010 10:48 am

your banned for not having already thought of it.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Scott the Pirate » Mon Jan 11, 2010 4:43 pm

You're banned for your chinchilla fetish.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby PKMKII » Mon Jan 11, 2010 4:50 pm

You're banned for wearing a caterpillar fur coat.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Scott the Pirate » Mon Jan 11, 2010 6:16 pm

^ banned for skinning caterpillars.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Roy Hunter » Mon Jan 11, 2010 6:20 pm

^ banned because jacket-baked caterpillars are disgusting. You've got to skin 'em first.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Scott the Pirate » Mon Jan 11, 2010 6:31 pm

^ banned for not knowing that armyworms are really hideous when they swarm.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby farfalla » Mon Jan 11, 2010 7:13 pm

you are banned for not knowing that eating copius guanities of caterpillars is good for your blood pressure
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Scott the Pirate » Mon Jan 11, 2010 8:40 pm

^banned because she made smaller kids eat worms when she was in high school...
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Tigger_the_Wing » Mon Jan 11, 2010 9:40 pm

Scott the Pirate wrote:^ banned for not knowing that armyworms are really hideous when they swarm.


Yes indeed.

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