The Your Banned Game

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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Scott the Pirate » Wed Jun 02, 2010 3:52 pm

Well you're banned for believing in cookie-based prophesy.

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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby bacon » Wed Jun 02, 2010 3:57 pm

I think TS baked those fortune cookies and put her own fortunes in them. Mine says that "Scott is banned again."

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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby pieces o'nine » Wed Jun 02, 2010 5:15 pm

A Reading from the Book of Banned:
And the Bacon, shall be as banned unto you."
I will honor Monkey in my heart, and try to keep it all the year.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Scott the Pirate » Thu Jun 03, 2010 12:37 am

You're banned for reading from scriptures not inspired by the FSM.

Someone go get a stake and some firewood... wait, that's that other religion...

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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby daftbeaker » Thu Jun 03, 2010 5:22 am

You're banned for not enquiring whether Pieces weighs the same as a duck. Have you no appreciation of the scientific method? :idiot:

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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby black bart » Thu Jun 03, 2010 6:36 am

You're banned for not considering PON's penchant for Egyptian things, ripping out her heart and seeing if it weighs more than a feather.

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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Roland Deschain » Thu Jun 03, 2010 9:50 am

You're banned for not knowing that A nub is, em, balming his jack all over the place. BB, oh sigh, rice is not to be played with, with you all dressed in white looking like a crook who needs the flail.

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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Calico Jack » Thu Jun 03, 2010 10:35 am

Jack here!

What's balmy?

Ack!

Roland banned!

Roland banned!

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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Ham Nox » Thu Jun 03, 2010 11:19 am

You're banned for being colorful.

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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby black bart » Thu Jun 03, 2010 11:47 am

You're banned for my lack of inspiration and bad spelling today...feel free to ban me back I deserve it.

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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby bacon » Thu Jun 03, 2010 12:03 pm

Your wish is my command. You're banned.

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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Scott the Pirate » Thu Jun 03, 2010 12:08 pm

You're banned for not granting my wishes.

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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Roy Hunter » Thu Jun 03, 2010 3:59 pm

You're banned for being covert about your wishes.

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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby S'presso » Thu Jun 03, 2010 4:49 pm

You're banned for not wishing hard enough.

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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby PKMKII » Thu Jun 03, 2010 6:14 pm

You're banned for whistling during the exam.


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