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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby PKMKII » Fri May 11, 2012 10:47 pm

You're banned for accusing me of making up words.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Roy Hunter » Sat May 12, 2012 4:02 am

You're banned for conspicuously failing to deny making up words.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Arkaeon » Sun May 13, 2012 1:58 am

We can neither confirm nor deny that you are banned.

But you are.

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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Ravi Oli » Sun May 13, 2012 3:58 am

^you're banned for leaking confidential information on Roy's ban status.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Arkaeon » Sun May 13, 2012 4:13 am

You're banned, although "I have no clear memory of that event"

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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Roy Hunter » Sun May 13, 2012 6:27 am

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Rupert Murdoch left me a voicemail. He says you're banned.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Roland Deschain » Sun May 13, 2012 6:38 am

Lord Justice Leveson says, "You're banned."
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Ravi Oli » Sun May 13, 2012 6:59 am

^you're banned for hacking Rupert Bear's email and planting embarassing, explicit material.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Roland Deschain » Sun May 13, 2012 9:03 am

Roland Deschain - Half prophet, half gunslinger, all Pastafarian!

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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby black bart » Mon May 14, 2012 11:03 am

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You're both banned for stealing my Rupert Bear Annual.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby pieces o'nine » Mon May 14, 2012 2:41 pm

You're banned for resting on your laurels (and Jim Lads) rather than beginning work on a new long winded tale.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Roy Hunter » Mon May 14, 2012 4:49 pm

T'was a dark and stormy night... suddenly, there was a scream: it was pieces o'nine, getting banned.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby pieces o'nine » Mon May 14, 2012 7:46 pm

It was th' scream ay th' BanShe, annooncin' 'at Roy is banned.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Roy Hunter » Tue May 15, 2012 2:44 am

Mr. Knorko Baggins lived in a squalid little hole in the projects, on the wrong side of Hobbiton. Life was tough in the projects, and the only way Knorko could get by was by joining one of the local gangs. There were two gangs with territory in the projects: the Wizards and the Rangers.

Knorko had joined the Wizards, because he had always hoped that his father might have been a wizard. His mother refused to discuss the subject point blank, but Knorko had heard the neighbours talking about "Yo Momma" and then something about a Wizard's sleeve.

One day, a papyrus barge manned by Assyrian slaves appeared, rowing up The Water. The barge had a throne on a dias at the back of it, and on that throne sat pieces o' nine, drinking a lurid margarita.

All of a sudden, the director yelled "CUT! What are you doing here? This is Boyz 'n' The Hood meets The Hobbit. No Egyptians! No Cleopatra! And certainly no Errol Flynn! Get out of here! You're banned! Right, reset, check the gate, first positions everyone..."
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Ravi Oli » Tue May 15, 2012 4:24 am

^ that post was a Cecil B DeMille epic. It deserves to have chariot races, Egyptians, slaves and a cast of thousands. Oh and Charlton Heston if he wasn't dead so you're ^ banned.
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