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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby The Black Spot » Wed Aug 15, 2012 5:54 am

You're banned for using two apostrophes, a comma, a full stop and an emoticon in a five word sentence.

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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Roy Hunter » Wed Aug 15, 2012 5:59 am

ur band 4 uzin words proper
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby daftbeaker » Wed Aug 15, 2012 10:26 am

You're banned, innit?
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Almighty Doer of Stuff » Wed Aug 15, 2012 10:43 am

^ You're banned, outsidit?
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Ravi Oli » Wed Aug 15, 2012 5:19 pm

Cor blimey Guv'nor yer prolly tried that ^ wiv an accent 'n all but yer stilled banned.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Roy Hunter » Wed Aug 15, 2012 6:14 pm

You're banned for impersonating Dick Van Dyke.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby PKMKII » Wed Aug 15, 2012 7:18 pm

You're banned for convincing that dyke that you were a moderately attractive Scottish woman, and that you just paid extra for the ultra-realistic dildo.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Roy Hunter » Thu Aug 16, 2012 3:58 am

You're banned because no-one would believe that was a dildo.
Then again, very few people believe it's a penis either.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby DavidH » Thu Aug 16, 2012 6:51 am

The Black Spot wrote:You're banned for using two apostrophes, a comma, a full stop and an emoticon in a five word sentence.


You're banned because it was a colon and not a comma, ye higgorant eejit.

I'm banned for banning out of turn and Roy's banned for confusion with prosthetic members. Carry on.

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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby pieces o'nine » Thu Aug 16, 2012 3:44 pm

^ You're banned for flaunting your full colon, when a semi-colon would have been sufficient...
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Mad Willyum Bonney » Thu Aug 16, 2012 3:49 pm

Yer all band fer speekin abowt colons so close to supper tyme!
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby pieces o'nine » Thu Aug 16, 2012 4:01 pm

You'rebanned for bragging about supper when some of us are barely getting our lunch, man.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Ravi Oli » Thu Aug 16, 2012 5:30 pm

^ you're banned for making all that noise preparing yesterday's lunch at this unFSMly hour and waking me up. :furious:
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby pieces o'nine » Thu Aug 16, 2012 9:33 pm

^ You're banned for an upside down shed-yule.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Roy Hunter » Fri Aug 17, 2012 2:58 am

You're banned for talking about a man's shed like that. You know the rules: no women in the shed!
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"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." Abraham Lincoln
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