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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby black bart » Wed Nov 07, 2012 9:26 am

^You're banned for selling me a batch of Type 45 Homing Rockets disguised as Fireworks.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby DavidH » Wed Nov 07, 2012 10:06 am

You're extradited to America for handling missile spares.

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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby black bart » Wed Nov 07, 2012 12:57 pm

You are banned from handling Iranian chickens
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby pieces o'nine » Wed Nov 07, 2012 3:13 pm

According to every newscaster, God Loves America!!!
neener, neener, neener, I guess
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby daftbeaker » Wed Nov 07, 2012 6:41 pm

You're banned because it turns out endorsing rape doesn't win you many female voters.

Edit - I'll just leave this here :whistle:

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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Ravi Oli » Thu Nov 08, 2012 5:06 pm

^ you're banned because His Dad just saved America from the Zomney Apocalypse.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby black bart » Fri Nov 09, 2012 8:29 am

^you're banned for not giving credit to the other dads...you know Allah, Shub-Niggurath (may actually be a mum) etc etc...
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Ravi Oli » Mon Nov 12, 2012 6:03 am

^ you're banned for passing male pattern baldness on to another generation.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby DavidH » Mon Nov 12, 2012 6:23 am

^ You're banned for not knowing that Bart only has daughters.

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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby black bart » Mon Nov 12, 2012 6:47 am

^You're banned for not doing the "She had lovely hair all down her back...none on her head just all down her back" joke.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby black bart » Mon Nov 12, 2012 11:02 am

^You're banned for reminding me how funny the Two Ronnies were... :lol:

...and it's goodnight from him.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Arkaeon » Mon Nov 12, 2012 11:05 am

You're banned for reminding me of how I used to get to see Monty Python, Dave Allen at Large, a full episode of Dr Who, and then 2 Ronnies all on the same night. I loved sunday nights in those days, but I didn't get much sleep :)

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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby black bart » Tue Nov 13, 2012 7:21 am

^You're banned for not quoting any Dave Allen jokes...may yer god go with you...
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Ravi Oli » Tue Nov 13, 2012 9:53 am

^ your banned for always pouring yourself that half finger extra ...
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby black bart » Wed Nov 14, 2012 7:16 am

^You're banned for not fixing it for me to milk a cow blindfolded like Jimmy did when I was 8.
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