The Your Banned Game
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Re: The Your Banned Game
^ you're banned because I got stuck behind Lara Croft.
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black bart
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Re: The Your Banned Game
^ 
You're banned because there isn't a tunnel and there is therefore no need for Lara to be Crawling!
At least she isn't wearing her short shorts.
You're banned because there isn't a tunnel and there is therefore no need for Lara to be Crawling!
At least she isn't wearing her short shorts.
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Nef Yoo BlackBeard
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Re: The Your Banned Game
Banbanban!rrr rrrrr um alla ye band rrrrr
cabin boy fir hyer. jyint hat no hextra charj.
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black bart
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^Yer banned from ever part o thee shyppe exceptin thee water.
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Re: The Your Banned Game
^yer banned fer warterin' down yer warter as well as yer grog.
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Roy Hunter
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^you're banned for selling dehydrated water.
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I'd ban you ^ if you weren't my best customer.
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^ you're banned for using excessive product when you don't even have the hair to use it.
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Roy Hunter
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You are banned for having a hair of the dog after New Year when you don't have dog.
"I don't mean to sound bitter, cynical or cruel; but I am, so that's how it comes out." ~ Bill Hicks.
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
"I linked the number of MPs to the number of votes. If you'd done a real Science degree you'd understand sticking to the point." ~ daftbeaker.
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
"I linked the number of MPs to the number of votes. If you'd done a real Science degree you'd understand sticking to the point." ~ daftbeaker.
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My internet dating profile says I do have a dog so you're ^ banned!
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DavidH
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You're banned for claiming a non-existent dog for the purpose of attracting female persons, under section 3b of the False Dogs (Dating) Act of 1703.
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black bart
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^You're banned for reminding me that in the same year (1703) the "Shoot ye Welsheman with a Crossbow" Act of Chester was repealed only to be replaced with a "Shoot ye Welsheman with a Pystolle but try to aim for hys legge" Act.
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Roy Hunter
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You are banned for encouraging litigation by leaving all these laws lying around the place. If you leave food lying around you'll get rats; if you leave laws lying around you'll get an infestation of lawyers.
"I don't mean to sound bitter, cynical or cruel; but I am, so that's how it comes out." ~ Bill Hicks.
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
"I linked the number of MPs to the number of votes. If you'd done a real Science degree you'd understand sticking to the point." ~ daftbeaker.
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
"I linked the number of MPs to the number of votes. If you'd done a real Science degree you'd understand sticking to the point." ~ daftbeaker.
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black bart
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^You are banned for reminding me that "Spamalot" the Python Show which is on at the Theatre down the road has changed it's promotional poster to read "Now a major lawsuit" (they are being sued by the director of "Holy Grail!").
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