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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby DavidH » Sat Jan 28, 2012 3:39 pm

You're banned for scaring the Royal Navy away. They don't do nappies.

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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby bacon » Mon Jan 30, 2012 3:18 pm

You're banned for not wearing a bib while you eat your soup. . . and for dribbling.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Ravi Oli » Mon Jan 30, 2012 4:10 pm

^you're banned for dating all the Harlem Globtrotters because they dribble better than DaveH.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Roy Hunter » Mon Jan 30, 2012 5:42 pm

You are banned because your version of football is even more violent than ours, and involves even less foot-ball interaction than that daft American handegg game.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby daftbeaker » Mon Jan 30, 2012 8:01 pm

You're banned because my local had a Burns week with lots of interesting Scottish beers and I'm not drinking for another month.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Roland Deschain » Tue Jan 31, 2012 6:33 am

^ You're banned for an obvious lie.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby black bart » Tue Jan 31, 2012 7:16 am

You're banned for not getting him to tell us the name of the pub.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby cmt » Thu Feb 16, 2012 4:41 pm

pieces o'nine wrote:You're banned for hawking light saber-fried nuts at the SCA* Ren Faire.


* Society for Cashew Anachronism


You're banned for confusing the SCA with a Ren Faire.

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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Roy Hunter » Thu Feb 16, 2012 5:02 pm

You are banned for having a semi-naughty username for those of us who think about these things phonetically. You total cmt.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Ravi Oli » Fri Feb 17, 2012 3:49 am

^ You're banned because we all know there haven't been any Phoenicians around for ages.

You are doubly banned for trying to upgrade my phone plan with a cheery 'Hower yer goin' Mate' in a distinctly Indian accent.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Roy Hunter » Fri Feb 17, 2012 8:15 am

So that was you, was it? You're banned for confusing the overwhelming stench of curry for an Indian accent. [/racist stereotypes]
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby daftbeaker » Fri Feb 17, 2012 9:10 am

You're banned for trying to deep fry curry. Bhajis work, rice and chicken jalfrezi doesn't.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Roland Deschain » Fri Feb 17, 2012 9:45 am

^ You're banned because your post is immediately above mine. You're also banned for making me think of delicious curry.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby bacon » Fri Feb 17, 2012 11:46 am

^ You're banned because I miss the Halal cart in NYC - he had the best briyani
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Ravi Oli » Fri Feb 17, 2012 6:19 pm

^ you're banned because I'm pretty sure no one does halal bacon.
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