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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby TwistedSister » Thu Feb 23, 2012 12:10 pm

You're banned for dressing up as a horse and running up and down the street yelling "ride me! ride me hard!"
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Calico Jack » Thu Feb 23, 2012 12:32 pm

Ack!

Jack ban Grumpy Cat fer bad hair day!

Ack!

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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby bacon » Thu Feb 23, 2012 2:59 pm

Sooooo many things to ban you for, Jack. I'll just ban you for now for the annoyance you're going to cause later.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Ravi Oli » Thu Feb 23, 2012 4:11 pm

^ you're banned for leaving too many options and Jack's cage door open.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Roland Deschain » Fri Feb 24, 2012 8:44 am

^ You're banned for telling me that you didn't eat that "juicy, delicious, plump-breasted parrot".
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby DavidH » Fri Feb 24, 2012 9:20 am

Dear Old Jack, such a pleasure to see you back. Such a shame I have to ban you.

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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Roy Hunter » Fri Feb 24, 2012 10:00 am

You are banned for dyeing your eyebrows.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby black bart » Fri Feb 24, 2012 10:19 am

You are banned because Scotland put up a good fight against Wales and had me worried for a while.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Roland Deschain » Fri Feb 24, 2012 10:41 am

^ You're banned for doubting that Scotland would lose.

EDIT: You're also banned for Davy Crockett. :haha:
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby black bart » Fri Feb 24, 2012 10:47 am

You're banned for not remembering the Alamo...it's a nice little bar just down an alley way in Soho.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Ravi Oli » Fri Feb 24, 2012 4:57 pm

^ you're banned because that's not a knife....
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby daftbeaker » Fri Feb 24, 2012 4:58 pm

You're banned for knife envy.

It's not about the size of the chopper, it's where you stick it :haha:
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Roy Hunter » Fri Feb 24, 2012 7:27 pm

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This very big chopper says you're banned.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby IspywithmeI » Fri Feb 24, 2012 7:37 pm

You're banned because that's not a chopper, this is:

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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby daftbeaker » Fri Feb 24, 2012 7:41 pm

Youu're banned because the Royal Marines are braver, harder and far, far more sexually deviant than then US Marines. (For those that don't know that's the 'before' picture before several Royal Marines strapped themselves to an Apache to recover the body of a dead soldier. Nutters.)

Well, we might not be able to lead defence forces on numbers or kit or funding but we've got the best nutters in the world :haha: Incidentally, those are or will be some of the blokes responsible for guarding our nuclear weapons.
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