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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard » Tue Sep 10, 2013 2:20 am

You're banned because I'm using my Get Out Of Banning Free to reverse the charges.

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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby black bart » Tue Sep 10, 2013 6:13 am

You're banned because your "Get out of banning free card" is clearly marked "Chad Valley" and is therefore not legal tender.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby DavidH » Tue Sep 10, 2013 2:40 pm

Banned for taking London cabbies seriously.

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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Ravi Oli » Tue Sep 10, 2013 4:50 pm

^ banned for taking a cab to Buckinghuge Palace and asking for a room for the night.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby pieces o'nine » Tue Sep 10, 2013 10:13 pm

Ravi Oli wrote:^ banned for taking a cab to Buckinghuge Palace and asking for a room for a knight.

Your post, I fix it.


^ is banned for (a) not knowing how to spell rite, and (b) missing an obvious cultural pun.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby black bart » Wed Sep 11, 2013 7:10 am

^banned for using a cultural pun in the presence of Royalty (I hate taxi drivers because I'm a cyclist)
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby DavidH » Wed Sep 11, 2013 9:25 am

Banned for an insufficiency of wheels.

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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby bacon » Wed Sep 11, 2013 9:51 am

Banned for spinning wheels
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Ravi Oli » Wed Sep 11, 2013 4:09 pm

^ banned for talkin' 'bout your troubles it's a cryin' sin
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby pieces o'nine » Wed Sep 11, 2013 11:57 pm

^ Ever since I meet ya, seems I can't forget ya.
The thought of banning you keeps running through
the back of my mind.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Ravi Oli » Thu Sep 12, 2013 9:04 am

Ooh, pieces, pieces
Where did your ^ ban go?
Ooh, don't you ban me
Don't you ban me no more
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby bacon » Thu Sep 12, 2013 9:08 am

Once
Twice
Three bans for Ravi
I bannnnnn you
I bannnnnn you
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Ravi Oli » Thu Sep 12, 2013 5:36 pm

^ you're banned for "RIcking" yourself with a ginga ninja.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby pieces o'nine » Thu Sep 12, 2013 9:20 pm

You are the Ravi Unit. You will listen to me.
V-GER must ban you.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Ravi Oli » Fri Sep 13, 2013 2:44 pm

^ you're banned for going where no man has gone before.
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