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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard » Fri Sep 13, 2013 3:16 pm

^ you're banned for going where every man has gone before.
—Captain the Reverend Lord C.S. Rowan, Lord of Glencoe, Minister of Pastafarianism, Gentleman Pirate

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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard » Fri Sep 13, 2013 3:22 pm

^ you're banned for going There and Back Again.
—Captain the Reverend Lord C.S. Rowan, Lord of Glencoe, Minister of Pastafarianism, Gentleman Pirate

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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby bacon » Fri Sep 13, 2013 3:43 pm

You're banned for back-pedaling without a bike.
Get your bake on. Image

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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard » Fri Sep 13, 2013 4:05 pm

^ you're banned for second breakfast.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Ravi Oli » Fri Sep 13, 2013 7:00 pm

Rev. Rowan Redbeard wrote:^ you're banned for going where every man has gone before.

^ you're banned for sullying pieces reputation. :whip:
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby pieces o'nine » Fri Sep 13, 2013 9:19 pm

^ You're banned for nit-picking at the Ravi Unit.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Ravi Oli » Sat Sep 14, 2013 5:37 pm

All your ban ^ are belong to us.... baby.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard » Sat Sep 14, 2013 6:34 pm

(spoken)
There’s a crazy Australian forum member,
boasting, posting. He gets himself up on
the internet, turns to his keyboard,
which is right in front of him, and he types:

(sung)
Watch me RSS feed, mate,
Watch me RSS feed.
With computer viruses it bleeds, mate,
So watch me RSS feed.
All together now!

Don’t ban me IP address, sport,
Don’t ban me IP address.
Don’t ban me IP address, sport,
Don’t ban me IP address.

My posts will break the rules, Jules,
My posts will break the rules.
But don’t go calling me a fool, Jules,
Though my posts will break the rules.
All together now!

Don’t ban me IP address, sport,
Don’t ban me IP address.
Don’t ban me IP address, sport,
Don’t ban me IP address.

Don’t take offense at me joke, bloke.
Don’t take offense at me joke.
It’s about hookers and coke, bloke,
Don’t take offense at me joke.
All together now!

Don’t ban me IP address, sport,
Don’t ban me IP address.
Don’t ban me IP address, sport,
Don’t ban me IP address.

I don’t care where the thread is goin’, Rowan,
I don’t care where the thread is goin’.
I’m just gonna go running amuck, Rowan,
I don’t care where the thread is goin’.
All together now!

Don’t ban me IP address, sport,
Don’t ban me IP address.
Don’t ban me IP address, sport,
Don’t ban me IP address.

Put up with my elaborate con, PoN,
Put up with my elaborate con.
Don’t ban me ‘til drive everyone off, PoN,
Put up with my elaborate con.
All together now!

Don’t ban me IP address, sport,
Don’t ban me IP address.
Don’t ban me IP address, sport,
Don’t ban me IP address.

Don’t ban me hide ‘til I’m dead, Fred,
Don’t ban me hide ‘til I’m dead.

(spoken)
But we banned his hide before he died, Clyde,
And we reported him to the Feds.
All together now!

(sung)
We banned his IP address, sport,
We banned his IP address.
We banned his IP address, sport,
We banned his IP address.
—Captain the Reverend Lord C.S. Rowan, Lord of Glencoe, Minister of Pastafarianism, Gentleman Pirate

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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby pieces o'nine » Sat Sep 14, 2013 8:53 pm

Admirable effort!

But you're banned for not working Roy, daft, Bacon, PKMKII, and Bart there somewhere.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard » Sat Sep 14, 2013 8:58 pm

^ you're banned for not appreciating my effort enough to not ban me.
—Captain the Reverend Lord C.S. Rowan, Lord of Glencoe, Minister of Pastafarianism, Gentleman Pirate

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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Ravi Oli » Sat Sep 14, 2013 9:04 pm

If your effort was mediocre ^^ wouldn't have bothered banning. Great rendition but you're ^ banned for being egotistical.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby pieces o'nine » Sat Sep 14, 2013 9:55 pm

I hate to see you being ignore like this, Roy.
So you're banned.
I will honor Monkey in my heart, and try to keep it all the year.
~Charles "Darwin" Dickens

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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard » Sat Sep 14, 2013 10:18 pm

^ you're all banned for not commenting further on my musical masterpiece.
—Captain the Reverend Lord C.S. Rowan, Lord of Glencoe, Minister of Pastafarianism, Gentleman Pirate

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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Ravi Oli » Sat Sep 14, 2013 11:56 pm

Folks are dumb where ^ come from,
They ain't had any learning.
Still they're happy as can be
Doin' what comes natur'lly
Folks like ^ could never fuss
With schools and books and learning.
Still he's ^ banned from A to Z,
Doin' what comes natur'lly
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard » Sun Sep 15, 2013 12:11 am

The greatest thing
You'll ever learn
Is just to ban
And be banned in return
—Captain the Reverend Lord C.S. Rowan, Lord of Glencoe, Minister of Pastafarianism, Gentleman Pirate

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