The Your Banned Game

[pieces o'nine]

^ You're banned for teaching the goats to stare back.

[Ravi Oli]

^ you're banned for dancing with wild abandon in the garden and cutting up the lawn with your cloven hooves.

[black bart]

^You're banned for thinking a 'gallup poll' involved horses

[pieces o'nine]

^ You're banned for trying to vote on the poll tax...

[PKMKII]

You're banned for taxing Poles.

[black bart]

^You're banned for not getting a Polish Plumber to sort out your pipes.

[Roy Hunter]

You're banned for asking what's a Greek urn?

About €30 a day, but he doesn't pay any taxes, so the whole economy's gone up the pipe.

[black bart]

^You're banned because the Greeks probably invented taxation...so there!

[DavidH]

^You're banned because none of them would have paid any even when they'd just invented it.

[Roland Deschain]

^ You're banned for historical inaccuracies.

[Rev. Rowan Redbeard]

You're banned for hysterical inadequacies.

[black bart]

^Banned for not having to travel to work

[Ravi Oli]

^ banned for trying to discover what sort of boy all play and no work makes you.

[black bart]

^banned for knowing me too well

[Rev. Rowan Redbeard]

^ You're banned because I actually have to work today. Not your fault, but you're banned because you're there, and I need someone to ban. So there!