The Your Banned Game
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pieces o'nine
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^ You're banned for teaching the goats to stare back.
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Re: The Your Banned Game
^ you're banned for dancing with wild abandon in the garden and cutting up the lawn with your cloven hooves.
Send lawyers, guns and money...
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black bart
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^You're banned for thinking a 'gallup poll' involved horses
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pieces o'nine
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^ You're banned for trying to vote on the poll tax...
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PKMKII
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You're banned for taxing Poles.
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black bart
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^You're banned for not getting a Polish Plumber to sort out your pipes.
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You're banned for asking what's a Greek urn?
About €30 a day, but he doesn't pay any taxes, so the whole economy's gone up the pipe.
About €30 a day, but he doesn't pay any taxes, so the whole economy's gone up the pipe.
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black bart
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^You're banned because the Greeks probably invented taxation...so there!
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^You're banned because none of them would have paid any even when they'd just invented it.
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^ You're banned for historical inaccuracies.
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Rev. Rowan Redbeard
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Re: The Your Banned Game
You're banned for hysterical inadequacies.
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The poster takes no responsibility for any offense taken where none was meant. Except in cases of accidental microaggressions, in which case please explain it, so that we may better understand.
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black bart
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Re: The Your Banned Game
^Banned for not having to travel to work
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Re: The Your Banned Game
^ banned for trying to discover what sort of boy all play and no work makes you.
Send lawyers, guns and money...
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black bart
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^banned for knowing me too well
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Rev. Rowan Redbeard
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^ You're banned because I actually have to work today. Not your fault, but you're banned because you're there, and I need someone to ban. So there!
—Captain the Reverend Lord C.S. Rowan, Lord of Glencoe, Minister of Pastafarianism, Gentleman Pirate
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