The Your Banned Game

[pieces o'nine]

^ you're banned for being a thread-killer, man

[Roy Hunter]

You're banned for calling people names. I thought moderators were supposed to stop people engaging in ad hominem attacks?

[Ravi Oli]

^ you're banned because I thought you Homo neanderthalensis were extinct.

[pieces o'nine]

^ you're banned for being a well-preserved specimen of Australeopithecus piraticus.



...nope, I never even thought of calling you a Homo erectus...

[Ravi Oli]

^ you're banned for not supporting the call for a "Native American Remembrance Day" holiday. [I didn't think they were extinct]

...nope, I never even thought of calling you a Homo erectus...

I couldn't even imagine it ever crossing your mind. ;-)

[Roy Hunter]

^ notty. ye ban. fus pos.

[Ravi Oli]

^ you're banned for forgetting who you had logged in as.

[Julius Aurora II]

^You're banned for making false assumptions. That is Roy's real voice.

[bacon]

^ you're banned for making true assumptions

[Ravi Oli]

^ you're banned for not eating your prunes to keep your posting regular.

[pieces o'nine]

^ you're banned for eating other people's prunes

[Ravi Oli]

I'm not the plum plucker I'm the plum plucker's son... no that doesn't work... so ^ you're banned.

[DavidH]

Banned for bad verses.

[Roy Hunter]

There was a young man from Nantucket,
He said "David, you're banned!"

[bacon]

You're banned because I have to run to the loo - too many prunes.

I am working on two major projects right now - one at my office and the other is my website so postings here are definitely going to be a bit low