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Re: Quote out of context

Postby TwistedSister » Mon Nov 02, 2009 8:10 pm

Detective TurtleHolmes wrote:I was being.. a handy little.. Goo...
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Postby Detective TurtleHolmes » Mon Nov 02, 2009 11:48 pm

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Detective TurtleHolmes wrote:For I am Det. TH, the handy..
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Postby black bart » Tue Nov 03, 2009 9:30 am

The reason for the declarashun o war an nastee business:

daftbeaker wrote:

And I still think Milo makes more sense than Nef Yoo and the parrot combined (and possibly more than Bart
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Postby TwistedSister » Tue Nov 03, 2009 9:51 am

Ubi Dubium wrote:.. Looked like .... if I were giving out .. they'd scream bloody murder.
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Postby TwistedSister » Tue Nov 03, 2009 10:01 am

black bart wrote:..I.. paint nude..parrots..

Why doesn't that suprise me.
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Postby daftbeaker » Tue Nov 03, 2009 10:28 am

bacon wrote:i just want to...pee on roy

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Bacon wrote:
it was a tradition growing up to.. murder..the..blind butler and the..cook* - hee hee
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Postby Ubi Dubium » Tue Nov 03, 2009 5:23 pm

Tigger_the_Wing wrote:...and a pirate ball thingy... Very pink.


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Postby TwistedSister » Wed Nov 04, 2009 12:52 pm

PKMKII wrote:I .find ..the higher up you go... the harder it gets..

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Re: Quote out of context

Postby PKMKII » Wed Nov 04, 2009 3:53 pm

daftbeaker wrote:it's no worse than the NHS providing funding for F***KING
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Re: Quote out of context

Postby Rainswept » Thu Nov 05, 2009 7:55 am

PKMKII wrote:do you expect me to enjoy sex... ?
PKMKII wrote:Do a Google News search for "kidnapping" and "castration,"
PKMKII wrote:Okay, I admit, that was bit of a dick thing to say there. But I do find it troubling


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Postby TwistedSister » Thu Nov 05, 2009 8:08 am

Roy Hunter wrote:.. my wife has been in the same position for about 6-9 months. She'd love to move up...
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Re: Quote out of context

Postby Ubi Dubius » Thu Nov 05, 2009 10:32 am

daftbeaker wrote:Oh yes! Everybody burn a Catholic alive for the Queen! Hooray! It's a celebration! Mind you, it'll be difficult trying to blow up the pope :evilgrin:
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Re: Quote out of context

Postby daftbeaker » Thu Nov 05, 2009 11:02 am

Ubi Dubius wrote:
daftbeaker wrote:
Roy Hunter wrote:Oh yes! Everybody burn a Catholic alive for the Queen! Hooray! It's a celebration!
Mind you, it'll be difficult trying to blow up...the pope :evilgrin:

Fixed that for you :moon:
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