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Re: Quote out of context

Postby Uther » Sun Sep 05, 2010 8:53 am

TwistedSister wrote:I had a whole weekend planned....involved midgets.

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Re: Quote out of context

Postby Pythonist » Mon Sep 06, 2010 5:13 pm

DavidH wrote:Not... beautiful, alluring... gorgeous... thinking about those... pumps

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Postby Uther » Mon Sep 06, 2010 5:28 pm

Ham Nox wrote:The good news is Uther ! I'm now motivated.

I'd like to totally upstage my bf by beating him often... frustrate his shows of manhood.

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Re: Quote out of context

Postby Uther » Mon Sep 06, 2010 6:17 pm

Ham Nox wrote:Good. I did feel like being eaten today.

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Re: Quote out of context

Postby TwistedSister » Tue Sep 07, 2010 9:10 am

black bart wrote:I'm..getting.. balls..

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Re: Quote out of context

Postby black bart » Tue Sep 07, 2010 9:40 am

^ :furious:

Just be careful...it's the 70th anniversary of the Battle of Britain and we're getting pretty feisty over here.

I'll let you off as you're not German.

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Re: Quote out of context

Postby Elvalia » Tue Sep 07, 2010 10:25 am

TwistedSister wrote:
black bart wrote:I'm..getting.. balls..

Argh! I was just on my way over with that!
black bart wrote:I'm not getting ... balls ...I feel left out.

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Re: Quote out of context

Postby Uther » Tue Sep 07, 2010 3:58 pm

Elvalia wrote: Heritage moment.... piss is sociable.

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Re: Quote out of context

Postby TwistedSister » Tue Sep 07, 2010 4:25 pm

Uther wrote:Can't wait to .. find another Ewe.

:moon:

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Re: Quote out of context

Postby Uther » Tue Sep 07, 2010 4:58 pm

TwistedSister wrote:
Roy... a lot smaller than what I imagined.
Heck, really looking at it, not that big at all, doesn't even come to your knee.
side note: love the short gray hair.

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Postby Qwertyuiopasd » Tue Sep 07, 2010 7:08 pm

daftbeaker wrote:I want a thick... head. It's been at least 3 weeks since I had... it's not a physical addiction...

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Re: Quote out of context

Postby TwistedSister » Tue Sep 07, 2010 8:08 pm

daftbeaker wrote:.. It's been at least 3 weeks since I had ..the DTs..

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Re: Quote out of context

Postby Uther » Tue Sep 07, 2010 8:35 pm

TwistedSister wrote:...when you have boobs, I like it. Once you get older, you do the ogling.
I used to grab their crotches.
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Re: Quote out of context

Postby daftbeaker » Wed Sep 08, 2010 8:49 am

Qwertyuiopasd wrote:
daftbeaker wrote:I want a thick... head. It's been at least 3 weeks since I had... it's not a physical addiction...

Notty. Banned.

TwistedSister wrote:
daftbeaker wrote:.. It's been at least 3 weeks since I had ..the DTs..

Well, it has :moon:

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Re: Quote out of context

Postby Uther » Wed Sep 08, 2010 10:41 am

Qwertyuiopasd wrote:

I figure Scott would make a good Janet. XD


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