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Postby pieces o'nine » Sat Aug 28, 2010 10:33 pm

^ Fank ye, ye welkum! :fsm_yarr:
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Postby Uther » Sun Aug 29, 2010 4:43 pm

gannstboy wrote:my favorite bible is close to my heart

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Postby PKMKII » Wed Sep 01, 2010 4:58 pm

daftbeaker wrote:join the ranks of the people with inferior size

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Postby Uther » Thu Sep 02, 2010 6:15 pm

TwistedSister wrote:Mr. TS has a repair.
So, here I sit playing before he gets here, have the guy coming right now!
Hopefully I can get home before the man gets there first.

MEN!

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Postby TwistedSister » Fri Sep 03, 2010 11:21 am

black bart wrote:Whilst we were up in Manchester over the weekend we were.. charging .. and slobbering.. and running all over the place including the road. .. To cut a long story short we managed,.. hunkered down and for a while refused to be dragged back.. I ended up.. locked in..whilst I wrestled.. me peg leg!

Hmmm. Sounds like an interesting Holiday was had by all.

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Postby Ham Nox » Fri Sep 03, 2010 4:22 pm

Uther wrote:need discipline... and a firm hand.
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Postby Uther » Fri Sep 03, 2010 4:58 pm

Ham Nox wrote:I'd give any guy who could pull.... utter sin.
That explains a lot about how the bf got so many early on, actually.

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Postby PKMKII » Fri Sep 03, 2010 6:58 pm

Roy Hunter wrote:I... go soft too quickly

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Postby Uther » Fri Sep 03, 2010 8:16 pm

Roy Hunter wrote:I buy some organ. Cheap-and-cheerful carrots are as good as organ, but a third of the price, taste better than any other I can find.... as good, if not better than organ..... Organ go soft too quickly.

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Postby TwistedSister » Fri Sep 03, 2010 10:07 pm

daftbeaker wrote:Good News everyone! My camel.. arrived today :bounce:

Recently I've been trying to do at least 2.. a day .. to stop myself going barmy.. It works fine but I drink quite a bit .. taking a bottle.. to bang.. Hopefully the camel.. will.. water.. and crap in my pockets.. at the same time :grin:

Now I just need new feet .., I'm pretty close to wearing these ones out..

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Re: Quote out of context

Postby Uther » Fri Sep 03, 2010 10:43 pm

TwistedSister wrote:Oh. So your Dad doesn't get any!
I understand now!
your Mom sells Donkeys for extra cash and you bought one.

I need to log off now. ^ apparently.


TwistedSister wrote:Oh. So your Mom has Donkeys for extra cash.


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Postby TwistedSister » Sat Sep 04, 2010 9:38 pm

daftbeaker wrote:Well,.. I managed .. developing blisters on both hands.. :bored:

I thought you had a girlfriend?

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Postby Uther » Sun Sep 05, 2010 8:53 am

TwistedSister wrote:I had a whole weekend planned....involved midgets.

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Postby Pythonist » Mon Sep 06, 2010 5:13 pm

DavidH wrote:Not... beautiful, alluring... gorgeous... thinking about those... pumps

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Re: Quote out of context

Postby Uther » Mon Sep 06, 2010 5:28 pm

Ham Nox wrote:The good news is Uther ! I'm now motivated.

I'd like to totally upstage my bf by beating him often... frustrate his shows of manhood.


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