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Re: Quote out of context

Postby daftbeaker » Fri Nov 21, 2014 3:20 pm

Monobaz wrote:I am...randy

Well, I was going to spend ages making a clever and witty version but then I got bored :idiot:
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Re: Quote out of context

Postby Monobaz » Fri Nov 21, 2014 6:00 pm

Aye lad, oi bean purvin' on two many seals laitlee. :love:
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Re: Quote out of context

Postby daftbeaker » Fri Nov 21, 2014 7:24 pm

bonsaiherb wrote:I think this forum can and should find more creative ways...to take things out of context or...total misinterpret...what was posted.


bonsaiherb wrote:When you put a ID to something with quotes then start adding...comments that apply to something totally else, then it is...funny or humorous.

I WILL follow this thread now more than ever, simply to...post....garbage and if FSM needs it...I will be ...juvenile and parochial

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Re: Quote out of context

Postby Roy Hunter » Fri Nov 21, 2014 7:54 pm

Monobaz wrote:I am petrified of randy seals.
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Re: Quote out of context

Postby daftbeaker » Fri Nov 21, 2014 7:57 pm

Roy Hunter wrote:
Monobaz wrote:I am petrified of randy seals.

Isn't everyone? :shocked:
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Re: Quote out of context

Postby Monobaz » Fri Nov 21, 2014 10:36 pm

Roy Hunter wrote:
Monobaz wrote:I am petrified of randy seals.

Roy you are quite the rascal for taking my comments out of context. To set the record straight, I love seals. :love: It is a certain part of my anatomy that becomes "petrified" when I meet an amorous seal. :lech:
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Postby Roy Hunter » Sat Oct 31, 2015 4:48 pm

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Postby Roy Hunter » Sun Nov 01, 2015 6:05 pm

On Facebook, Panty Gnawer wrote:I miss that squirrel I once had a relationship with

No, really, he did. He said that. He did. Honestly, he did.
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Re: Quote out of context

Postby Almighty Doer of Stuff » Tue Nov 10, 2015 12:17 am

Was he talking about that mummified squirrel he found under his house? He kept that around a while but I bet his wife made him throw it out.
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Postby Roy Hunter » Tue Nov 10, 2015 6:58 am

He adopted a baby squirrel (a live one), bottle-fed it, then weaned it, then it took up residence in his garage, then it took off into the woods.
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Re: Quote out of context

Postby daftbeaker » Tue Nov 10, 2015 9:10 am

Roy Hunter wrote:
On Facebook, Panty Gnawer wrote:I miss that squirrel I once had a relationship with

No, really, he did. He said that. He did. Honestly, he did.

The odd thing is, knowing what PG was like, the quote is more believable without your attempt at persuasion under it :haha:
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Re: Quote out of context

Postby Edd » Mon Nov 23, 2015 12:27 pm

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Re: Quote out of context

Postby Edd » Mon Nov 23, 2015 12:30 pm

daftbeaker wrote:I want to throw a child through a window.


This quote is out of context but I probably could have found a real one with the same sentiment.
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Re: Quote out of context

Postby Almighty Doer of Stuff » Sat Dec 19, 2015 3:58 pm

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Re: Quote out of context

Postby Roy Hunter » Sat Dec 19, 2015 5:19 pm

Almighty Doer of Stuff wrote:
Roving Punster wrote:The breasts are the easiest to work with ... rub with a little oil

Good work, ADoS.
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