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Re: "That's What She Said"

Postby ken worley » Sat Aug 21, 2010 11:03 pm

Uther wrote:
See the pretty girl in that mirror there?



Mrs. Bates.

What's the big deal...It's only a speck."

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Re: "That's What She Said"

Postby Uther » Sat Aug 21, 2010 11:31 pm

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Re: "That's What She Said"

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Tiger Woods :lech:

Imma teach my girlfriend self defense now

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Re: "That's What She Said"

Postby Uther » Sun Aug 22, 2010 4:00 pm

Bill Clinton "Tips for Interns"

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Re: "That's What She Said"

Postby ken worley » Wed Mar 02, 2011 3:54 am

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Re: "That's What She Said"

Postby black bart » Wed Mar 02, 2011 9:29 am

Hugh Fernley Whittingshaw

"If you ever had the thought of owning a small holding then this gives you a good insight into how to start"
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.

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Re: "That's What She Said"

Postby ken worley » Fri Mar 04, 2011 12:13 am

black bart wrote:
"If you ever had the thought of owning a small holding then this gives you a good insight into how to start"


Traditional Welshmen's glory-hole salutation.

"The universe in a grain of sand."
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Re: "That's What She Said"

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Re: "That's What She Said"

Postby Ham Nox » Tue Jul 12, 2011 2:04 pm

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Re: "That's What She Said"

Postby SisterSpagnostic » Tue Jul 19, 2011 10:14 am

Casey Anthony to her jury, after the trial.

I want my Two Dollars!
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Re: "That's What She Said"

Postby ken worley » Wed Mar 07, 2012 9:02 am

SisterSpagnostic wrote:I want my Two Dollars!


The incessant spittle-spraying bellow of the stained hobo who'd (against your repeated protests)- haphazardly smeared at your car's windshield with a gallon jar of muddy ditchwater and a grime-encrusted sweatsock. (Which,BTW, he never removed from his foot, displaying surprising flexibility to accompany the surprising upper-body strength he must have needed to cling to the side mirror/doorcrack of your vehicle throughout four increasingly panic-fueled right turns, before the telephone pole you lightly sideswiped managed to finally dislodge him.)

Later in the evening, you went back through the checkout line at Safeway a second time, so as to be able to put a second can of creamed corn into the donation bin tucked in next to the hand-sanitizing wipestation, thus assuaging the last lingering pangs of conscience.
You seem to recall him getting to his feet and hurling a rock toward your car as he grew tiny in your rear-view mirror...You're pretty sure he's fine.


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Re: "That's What She Said"

Postby pieces o'nine » Wed Mar 07, 2012 10:41 pm

So, Sarah Palin & daughter are looking for the media spotlight again?

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But obviously, we've got to stand with our North Korean allies.
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Re: "That's What She Said"

Postby black bart » Fri Mar 09, 2012 9:20 am

By the time Ken Worley posts again I'll have finally worked out what he was saying last time...I think Ken Worley is actually 'Doug Stanhope":

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Re: "That's What She Said"

Postby ken worley » Tue Mar 20, 2012 7:36 am

pieces o'nine wrote:But obviously, we've got to stand with our North Korean allies.


A spokesman for the minority stockholders of Nike inc., forgetting that the long hours their allies spend at their industrial stitching machines means that most of the asian 'tweens are unable to rise beyond a scoliotic hunching squat.


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Re: "That's What She Said"

Postby black bart » Tue Mar 20, 2012 7:40 am

"Why do birds suddenly appear, every time you are near?"


It could be because we smell of peanuts.
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.


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