"That's What She Said"

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Re: "That's What She Said"

Postby ken worley » Fri Mar 23, 2012 3:16 am

Roy Hunter wrote:"These people should be taken out into the street and shot in front of their families."


A foam-spittle-spraying Reverend Fred Phelps, at a photo-radar-ticket-quashing defensive driving class, referring to a group of single men who'd walked in together.


"....you gotta tas' ya lotta chu-cha, chom'-chom'-chom',
yea-ya, tas' yah lula, jus' chow,chow-ya-mama, jes',
gets-ya eas'-sum', eas-sum-fhunk, yeah, ROLL!...
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Re: "That's What She Said"

Postby black bart » Tue Mar 27, 2012 10:45 am

Roy wrote:

The catering manager at the hotel where, for some reason, Tippi Hedren's birthday party, a symposium on the Great White Shark and a 'The Matrix' convention have been triple booked.


...and it's four nights for the price of three:

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The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.

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Re: "That's What She Said"

Postby Roland Deschain » Tue Mar 27, 2012 8:12 pm

Garth Algar after writing off his car.

"Hey dol merry dol wither are you going? Tramping in the forest lands and through the rivers flowing!"
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Re: "That's What She Said"

Postby Tigger_the_Wing » Sat Apr 07, 2012 12:36 am

Witness to the London riots of 2011.

"It may be ridiculous, but I'm gonna miss every one of the psychos, and the neuros, and the schizos in the place."

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Re: "That's What She Said"

Postby daftbeaker » Sat Apr 07, 2012 4:59 am

Liam Fox in his resignation speech.

Frankly my dear I don't give a damn.
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Re: "That's What She Said"

Postby Roland Deschain » Sat Apr 07, 2012 4:36 pm

J Edgar Hoover in 1930.

"I want to tell you a story, about a little man, if I can. A gnome named Grimble Crumble, and little gnomes stay in their homes. Eating, sleeping, drinking their wine."
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Re: "That's What She Said"

Postby StayThirstyMyAguila » Fri Mar 03, 2017 12:17 pm

Rumpelstiltskin wrote:"The devil has told you that! The devil has told you that," cried the little man, and in his anger he plunged his right foot so deep into the earth that his whole leg went in, and then in rage he pulled at his left leg so hard with both hands that he tore himself in two.


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