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Bored? FIX THE U.S.!

Postby Tiffy-o » Thu Feb 14, 2008 4:19 pm

Doing this in my Social Work class right now. Rather amusing assignment which I thought everyone would appreciate.

**I did the long budget and I increased the deficit by almost 3 billion dollars. Whoops! That's what I get for spending the money on the people.
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Postby Detective TurtleHolmes » Fri Feb 15, 2008 2:43 am

That was great!
Budget Totals
Old budget was $3747.36 billion
($2672.527 billion in spending, $1074.833 billion in tax expenditures and cuts).

New budget is $3898.73 billion
($2644.43 billion in spending, $1254.3 billion in tax expenditures and cuts).
You have increased the deficit by $151.36 billion.
Your new deficit is $552.36 billion.

Yay, I destroyed the US!
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Postby Beardyoldblaggard » Sat Feb 16, 2008 9:17 am

I saved you guys $2.93 billion in the short version - I'll accept 10% in lieu of professional fees
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