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Re: Did you know?

Postby black bart » Fri Nov 27, 2009 8:36 am

Did you also know that there were only 7 prisoners in the Bastille at that time, one of whom was an aristocrat who's family had asked for him to be imprisoned due to 'sexual misdemeanours' (I thought that was normal French behaviour)?
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Re: Did you know?

Postby Scott the Pirate » Fri Nov 27, 2009 8:48 am

Did you know that my fiance brought me pancakes?
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Re: Did you know?

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Fri Nov 27, 2009 10:46 am

did ya noe dat i haffa go to tha washrum ?
yup!
i startid a song lass tyme
ya wanna heer et ?

HOKAY DEN !

:violin:

lalalalalalalalala
me me me
OHHHHHHhhhhh.....
tinkle tinkle me liddel star
ye look lubbly as ye arr
i lik to shake ye hi an lo
evry tyme i has to go

tinkle tinkle me liddle starr
lalallalallaalaaaa


fank ye ye welkum
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Re: Did you know?

Postby Scott the Pirate » Fri Nov 27, 2009 11:00 am

How dreadful...Sounds like Nef Yoo's mom probably has to clean a lot of urine off the walls...
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Re: Did you know?

Postby 2eyespatch » Fri Nov 27, 2009 5:17 pm

did you know....
That oyu canb stop a dog charging on you by simply making the gesture of grabbing a rock from the floor?
(it works 90% of the time, WITHOUT A ROCK IN SIGHT)
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Re: Did you know?

Postby TwistedSister » Fri Nov 27, 2009 7:43 pm

2 Eyes!!!!!!!!!! Glad to see you are back with us!!!!!!!!
I was wondering what happened to you.

:welcome: BACK!!!!!!
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Re: Did you know?

Postby Scott the Pirate » Fri Nov 27, 2009 9:16 pm

Did you know that the book The Remains of the Day is just "okay" according to my fiancé?

huh... just noticed that... "day", "okay", "fiancé"... it's a crappy lil rhyme...
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Re: Did you know?

Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard » Sat Nov 28, 2009 7:39 pm

Did you know that 79.8 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot?
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Re: Did you know?

Postby TwistedSister » Sat Nov 28, 2009 8:02 pm

Did you know I have to tinkle??
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Re: Did you know?

Postby Scott the Pirate » Sat Nov 28, 2009 8:04 pm

Did you know that i think i'll teach my kids some Sex Pistols songs?
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Re: Did you know?

Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard » Sat Nov 28, 2009 8:12 pm

Did you know that (barring spontaneous regeneration of the vas deferens), I won't have kids?
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Re: Did you know?

Postby Scott the Pirate » Sat Nov 28, 2009 8:22 pm

Yes.

Did you know that Mario Party 8 is...okay?
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Re: Did you know?

Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard » Sat Nov 28, 2009 8:24 pm

Did you know that there is such a thing as a semi-sexual encounter?
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Re: Did you know?

Postby Scott the Pirate » Sat Nov 28, 2009 8:46 pm

Did you kknow that i logged of a minute ago so the gf wouldn't write crazy s*it?
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Re: Did you know?

Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard » Sat Nov 28, 2009 9:31 pm

Did you know that there is a theory which states that if anybody ever discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable.?

Did you know that there is another theory which states that this has already happened?
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