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Also, snowboarding isn't as difficult as it looks, you just stand on the glorified tea tray and shove the pointy end downhill before diving away when it crashes.
Other people suggested strapping myself to the board and learning to turn but I wasn't falling for that nonsense.
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daftbeaker
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Too old to give up but too young to rest - Pete Townshend
I would rather be a rising ape than a falling angel - Sir Terry Pratchett
I would rather be a rising ape than a falling angel - Sir Terry Pratchett
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Use Superglue, db. 
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Dud ye noe et b me burfday ?
HOORAH FUR ME rrrrrrrrrr
HOORAH FUR ME rrrrrrrrrr
cabin boy fir hyer. jyint hat no hextra charj.
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DYKT there are more aeroplanes under the sea than there are ships in the sky?
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Child psychologists aren't children.
Multiple murderers are usually only one person.
Blacksmiths are often Caucasian.
Multiple murderers are usually only one person.
Blacksmiths are often Caucasian.
"I don't mean to sound bitter, cynical and cruel; but I am, so that's how it comes out." Bill Hicks.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." Abraham Lincoln
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"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." Abraham Lincoln
"Are you OK?" daftbeaker (<-- very good question, people should ask it more often.)
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Um, dud ye noe dat gurl duks r cawld duks an' wen dey in luv wiff boy duks dey duk ?
cabin boy fir hyer. jyint hat no hextra charj.
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dyk?
dare noe eigs inna eigplant?!
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dare noe eigs inna eigplant?!
rrrrrrrcabin boy fir hyer. jyint hat no hextra charj.
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i gunna pway poss tag wiff Erwik tha cannon feef fur effer an effer 
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rrrrrrcabin boy fir hyer. jyint hat no hextra charj.
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dud ye noe dat ewik a big fat pantz on fyer ?
he sayd he b a hi skool stooodint
an den later he poit 42 yeers ole on tha burthday fing
ye kant beleef eny fing he says
cos he pants on fyer alla tyme
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but he helpin me git me poss kount hup !
he sayd he b a hi skool stooodint
an den later he poit 42 yeers ole on tha burthday fing
ye kant beleef eny fing he says
cos he pants on fyer alla tyme
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but he helpin me git me poss kount hup !
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DId you know?
A city in Vermont spent a few thousand on a machine designed to bore through the rubble of collapsed concrete buildings.
For more than a year after they bought it, that city didn't HAVE any concrete buildings.
A city in Vermont spent a few thousand on a machine designed to bore through the rubble of collapsed concrete buildings.
For more than a year after they bought it, that city didn't HAVE any concrete buildings.
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did ye noe stay fursty erik gunna steel loose canins inna june ?
he me nu bess fren ?
iz et june yit stay fursty erwik ?
he me nu bess fren ?
iz et june yit stay fursty erwik ?
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Did you know?
I'm not aware of whether Nef Yoo is aware that I'm not aware of what he's posting because I'm not reading them.
Just thought that was an interesting conundrum.
I'm not aware of whether Nef Yoo is aware that I'm not aware of what he's posting because I'm not reading them.
Just thought that was an interesting conundrum.
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dat stayfurstyericpeepeesongjoocelivernancybuttlicking22
got lotsa tyme onna hiz hans ta
pose soooo much durn skool ourz ?
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got lotsa tyme onna hiz hans ta
pose soooo much durn skool ourz ?
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cabin boy fir hyer. jyint hat no hextra charj.
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