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Re: Did you know?

Postby Eniavlys » Thu Jun 18, 2009 8:25 am

Did you know how it's horrible to wear a tie?

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Postby TwistedSister » Thu Jun 18, 2009 8:51 am

Did you know I wish I had worn a long sleeve shirt today?
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Re: Did you know?

Postby Eniavlys » Thu Jun 18, 2009 9:02 am

Did you know it's 30+ °C here?

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Re: Did you know?

Postby daftbeaker » Thu Jun 18, 2009 9:41 am

Did you know I've been helping tile the new pond and I managed to do it without getting covered in tile adhesive?
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Re: Did you know?

Postby TwistedSister » Thu Jun 18, 2009 9:43 am

No broken bones, scraps, bruises???
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Re: Did you know?

Postby daftbeaker » Thu Jun 18, 2009 10:29 am

TwistedSister wrote:No broken bones, scraps, bruises???
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No, I'm quite pleased with myself. Bearing in mind when I used to move the plaster around in my old job I'd end up looking like a ghost I managed to do the tiling while remaining almost spotlessly clean. I didn't even sneeze (I got a new hayfever prescription earlier today) :cool:

Although I did cut my finger while making a sandwich :blush:
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Re: Did you know?

Postby Scott the Pirate » Thu Jun 18, 2009 12:49 pm

Did you lnow that i gave a presentation on EP and sexual vs. emotional infidelity today?
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Re: Did you know?

Postby Ubi Dubius » Thu Jun 18, 2009 12:51 pm

Did you know that I assume EP stands for Estate Planning? Did you also know that I hope you think it stands for something else?
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Re: Did you know?

Postby Scott the Pirate » Thu Jun 18, 2009 12:52 pm

Sorry. Evolutionary Psychology.
Roy Hunter wrote:Then, when you've got to know them a bit and their defences are down, you go all Scott the Pirate on them...
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Re: Did you know?

Postby 2eyespatch » Thu Jun 18, 2009 5:30 pm

did you know that I only have 11 days left to present my IRS (in Spain it has another name) and am all blanked out?
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Re: Did you know?

Postby Scott the Pirate » Thu Jun 18, 2009 7:01 pm

Ubi Dubius wrote:Did you know that I assume EP stands for Estate Planning? Did you also know that I hope you think it stands for something else?


Estate planning and sexual vs. emotional infidelity... Is that when the male leaves half of his estate to the gold-digger he's been "seeing" on the sly?
Roy Hunter wrote:Then, when you've got to know them a bit and their defences are down, you go all Scott the Pirate on them...
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Re: Did you know?

Postby Ubi Dubius » Thu Jun 18, 2009 8:15 pm

Scott the Pirate wrote:
Ubi Dubius wrote:Did you know that I assume EP stands for Estate Planning? Did you also know that I hope you think it stands for something else?


Estate planning and sexual vs. emotional infidelity... Is that when the male leaves half of his estate to the gold-digger he's been "seeing" on the sly?


One of the CPAs I work with had a case where a man left a large life insurance policy to his mistress, probably thinking his wife would never find out about it. He left plenty of assets for his wife. Because of the details of the estate tax system and because he didn't tell his estate planner about it, the wife got the form 1099 and had to pay the estate tax on the life insurance money! She probably goes to his grave every years and craps on it.
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We make an idol of our fear and call it God. -Ingmar Bergman, The Seventh Seal

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Re: Did you know?

Postby Scott the Pirate » Thu Jun 18, 2009 8:25 pm

Nice. Awful, but nice.

Did you know that my ex is a total b*tch? She claimed that her grandma died two summers ago and is now using the same excuse to drop the munchkins off for the weekend again. Do you think that g-ma came back from the grave to haunt the family and has now been killed by zombie hunters? (not nice of me, but you don't know my ex)
Roy Hunter wrote:Then, when you've got to know them a bit and their defences are down, you go all Scott the Pirate on them...
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Re: Did you know?

Postby Ubi Dubius » Thu Jun 18, 2009 8:29 pm

Scott the Pirate wrote:Nice. Awful, but nice.

Did you know that my ex is a total b*tch? She claimed that her grandma died two summers ago and is now using the same excuse to drop the munchkins off for the weekend again. Do you think that g-ma came back from the grave to haunt the family and has now been killed by zombie hunters? (not nice of me, but you don't know my ex)


Well, she would have had 2 grandmothers, right?
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We make an idol of our fear and call it God. -Ingmar Bergman, The Seventh Seal

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Re: Did you know?

Postby Eniavlys » Fri Jun 19, 2009 1:13 am

Hum, if she had only one grandmother, it could explain why she is so bad (In the case of what Scott tells us is true and objective)


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