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Re: Did you know?

Postby ET, the Extra Terrestrial » Fri Jun 26, 2009 9:45 am

black bart wrote:Hey ET you and I should get together in the carpentry business...I've just build a lovely piece of decking incorporating a garden pond. It didn't involve any stairs but I'll post a pic of my work in the near future.

Sounds like fun, but one of us ud have a helluva commute.
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Yeah, but was it anything to do with a song? :haha:
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Re: Did you know?

Postby bacon » Fri Jun 26, 2009 11:34 am

Get your bake on. Image

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Re: Did you know?

Postby Scott the Pirate » Fri Jun 26, 2009 12:59 pm

Did you know that the stupid pool is closed today? Now i have to go for a ride or go jogging.
Roy Hunter wrote:Then, when you've got to know them a bit and their defences are down, you go all Scott the Pirate on them...
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Re: Did you know?

Postby Edd » Fri Jun 26, 2009 1:42 pm

ET, the Extra Terrestrial wrote:
black bart wrote:Hey ET you and I should get together in the carpentry business...I've just build a lovely piece of decking incorporating a garden pond. It didn't involve any stairs but I'll post a pic of my work in the near future.

Sounds like fun, but one of us ud have a helluva commute.


You could meet halfway.
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Re: Did you know?

Postby Scott the Pirate » Fri Jun 26, 2009 1:55 pm

That's a long swim...
Roy Hunter wrote:Then, when you've got to know them a bit and their defences are down, you go all Scott the Pirate on them...
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Re: Did you know?

Postby black bart » Fri Jun 26, 2009 3:07 pm

Falkland Island Carpentry Services Ltd at your Service!

No Argentinians need apply. :oops:
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Re: Did you know?

Postby Roy Hunter » Fri Jun 26, 2009 3:43 pm

black bart wrote:Falkland Island Carpentry Services Ltd at your Service!

No Argentinians need apply. :oops:
How do you get 420 Argentinians in a telephone box?

Tell them it's not theirs.
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Re: Did you know?

Postby Scott the Pirate » Fri Jun 26, 2009 3:45 pm

Did you know that i think that comprehensive sex education is a good idea? Especially if i can get a job as an educator.
Roy Hunter wrote:Then, when you've got to know them a bit and their defences are down, you go all Scott the Pirate on them...
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Re: Did you know?

Postby daftbeaker » Fri Jun 26, 2009 3:50 pm

Scott the Pirate wrote:Did you know that i think that comprehensive sex education is a good idea? Especially if i can get a job as an educator.

Teachers aren't supposed to join in with the practicals. Just letting you know :whistle:

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Re: Did you know?

Postby Scott the Pirate » Fri Jun 26, 2009 3:54 pm

Did you know that my gf has actually said that she'd object to my teaching said classes?
Roy Hunter wrote:Then, when you've got to know them a bit and their defences are down, you go all Scott the Pirate on them...
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Re: Did you know?

Postby Ubi Dubius » Fri Jun 26, 2009 5:59 pm

Scott the Pirate wrote:Did you know that my gf has actually said that she'd object to my teaching said classes?


She just has the kids' best interests in mind.
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Re: Did you know?

Postby TwistedSister » Fri Jun 26, 2009 6:01 pm

:stupid:
Glad you said it first. Bet you won't have your head handed to you because of it.
Ooops, sorry Ubi, about the whole head thing.
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Re: Did you know?

Postby Scott the Pirate » Fri Jun 26, 2009 7:18 pm

So they should be protected from certified sex educators?
Roy Hunter wrote:Then, when you've got to know them a bit and their defences are down, you go all Scott the Pirate on them...
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Re: Did you know?

Postby ~NoodleDemon~ » Fri Jun 26, 2009 11:22 pm

Scott the Pirate wrote:So they should be protected from certified sex educators?


Some of them... :moon:
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Re: Did you know?

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Sat Jun 27, 2009 12:13 pm

Hi reeden abowt dis "sex edge-er-kay-shun" biz-niss.

Hi got wun kwest-shun:

Wot's "edge-er-kay-shun" meen?
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