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Postby lordpunkmonk » Sun May 04, 2008 9:00 am

granted but yours will only show how you will die over and over again

I wish for some gum
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Postby Lord of Numa » Sun May 04, 2008 10:30 am

lordpunkmonk wrote:granted but yours will only show how you will die over and over again

I wish for some gum
granted, but it is spicy curry flavored

I wish I had a million dollars
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Postby Zankou 2.0 » Sun May 04, 2008 11:21 am

You get on millio dollars--in gold bricks. They fall on your head. and then, you are dead.


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Postby Moral Minority » Sun May 04, 2008 1:20 pm

Granted. You are now gay, limping and bipolar. In other words, you are me.

I wish I could play the saxophone.

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Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard » Sun May 04, 2008 3:10 pm

Granted. But you still can't play it well.

I wish I could outwit this game.
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Postby Detective TurtleHolmes » Mon May 05, 2008 3:58 am

Granted, but you can't bring yourself to do it.

I wish my grandmother would stop washing and ironing everything in sight.

black bart wrote:
Cap'n Turtlehead wrote:Aside from thread...the most long winded pile of tosh I've ever seen...gave up on it about a year ago.

Back to thread...stops being gay and the whole thing turns out to be a dream within a dream, within a flash back of a flash back from 'Heroes'...but you've already payed out for the Box Set.

My sentiments exactly.
Kate: "Oh no! Jack and Locke are in another confrontation!"
Sawyer: "What does that make? Like, fifty, or something? I don't know. Let's go into the dangerous jungle and make out for no real reason."
Kate: "No! I hate you! But I can't keep away from you! Oh, Sawyer!"

And so on.
A flap of the wings yesterday means big changes tomorrow.
Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.

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Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard » Mon May 05, 2008 3:44 pm

Granted. She goes blind and washed and irons everything in reach.

I wish my ironing board folded up smaller.
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Postby Dr Dagger » Mon May 05, 2008 3:52 pm

Granted. It is now so small that you can't find it.

I wish my teachers won't make such a fuss about my SATs this week.
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Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard » Mon May 05, 2008 9:43 pm

Granted. They are convinced that you will fail, so there is no reason to push you.

I wish I could remember my SAT scores.
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Postby lordpunkmonk » Mon May 05, 2008 10:37 pm

granted you did terrible

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Postby ken worley » Mon May 05, 2008 10:53 pm

Granted.
But they borrowed your Ipod, and you have to wait for one of them to return it.

I wish there was generally less fear in the world, and in myself in particular.
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Postby farfalla » Tue May 06, 2008 2:06 am

granted, so now you, and everyone else, goes on a wild risk taking spree of rock climbing bare foot down the grand canyon and unfrotunately you are one of the ones that stubs their toe, slips and falls into a crumbled heap after which you are quadriplegic, but an inspiration to us all

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Postby Moral Minority » Tue May 06, 2008 2:50 am

Granted. The only person more perverted than he is.

I wish for a boy with nice ears.

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Postby Detective TurtleHolmes » Tue May 06, 2008 3:17 am

Granted. He dies before you meet him.

I wish for a banana phone, ring ring ring.
A flap of the wings yesterday means big changes tomorrow.
Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.

So yeah, I went and got a blog.

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Postby Moral Minority » Tue May 06, 2008 3:38 am

Granted. Now you have it where the sun don't shine.

I wish I weren't baloney.


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