Corrupt a wish.

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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby hazza » Sat Jun 07, 2008 7:20 pm

Granted. The cult believes that you are the likes-wearing-cement-shoes-when-walking-over-bridges god. They want to throw a pool party, and so the next time you do as your title suggests, they push you into the river.

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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby lordpunkmonk » Sat Jun 07, 2008 7:53 pm

granted you eat them all

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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard » Sat Jun 07, 2008 8:05 pm

Granted, but the glass is actually a ceramic mug, and the inside has been glazed red. It becomes your favorite mug, until your gums start turning grey and your teeth fall out from lead poisoning.

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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby Dr_Mclovin » Sat Jun 07, 2008 8:12 pm

Wish Granted but when you hear it your head explodes


I Wish For A PS3

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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard » Sat Jun 07, 2008 8:19 pm

1: How is that immunity?
2: I said "heavy metals", not "Heavy Metal"

FAIL


Granted. It's broken.

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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby Dr_Mclovin » Sat Jun 07, 2008 8:22 pm

ok but its a preschool grammer book
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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard » Sat Jun 07, 2008 8:25 pm

Granted. You get showered in Monopoly money, which covers you with papercuts.

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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby Dr_Mclovin » Sat Jun 07, 2008 8:26 pm

Wish Granted but i dont know what that is so i gave you a mad cougar
I wish for eternal life

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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby Hqrsie » Sun Jun 08, 2008 7:41 pm

I'm sure RRR be gettin' all the mad cougars :wink:



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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby Dr_Mclovin » Sun Jun 08, 2008 9:19 pm

k You died

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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard » Sun Jun 08, 2008 10:25 pm

I've had my share of cougars, but none currently.

Oh. ^ FAIL



Granted. They are accidentally hit with a mysterious ray that causes them to come alive and eat after midnight, and dunk themselves in milk whereupon they turn into Grizzly Grahams, multiply, and eat you.

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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby lordpunkmonk » Sun Jun 08, 2008 10:28 pm

I wish that I were god

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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby Hqrsie » Mon Jun 09, 2008 12:48 am

Granted, you are god and people do horrible things in your name then blame you for all of their problems.


I wish my rearranging of my new media room was already done, instead of not even started.
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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby Wawizzle » Mon Jun 09, 2008 1:06 am

Wish granted. Re-arrangement complete, except by "rearranging" I mean a complete repossession of everything.

I wish I could become inspired to create this damn website already.....
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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby Moral Minority » Mon Jun 09, 2008 4:47 am

Granted. You are inspired to make a website about goatse and lawyers hunt you down and fry your testicles for breakfast.

I wish goatse wasn't banned.


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