Corrupt a wish.

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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard » Sun Jun 29, 2008 7:09 pm

Granted. You find the perfect woman and it turns out that she is a suicidal cultist in denial.

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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby Moral Minority » Sun Jun 29, 2008 7:11 pm

Granted. Cardinal Queequeg no longer exists and without his forum policing, the forum is overrun by pornbots.


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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard » Sun Jun 29, 2008 7:18 pm

Granted. You fall into a vat of needles and red tattoo ink.

I wish I had a picture of that.
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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby Moral Minority » Sun Jun 29, 2008 7:20 pm

Granted. You spend money photoshopping it.

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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard » Sun Jun 29, 2008 7:35 pm

Granted. You are able to, but you never have a chance to.

I wish people would be more precise with their use of language.
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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby Wawizzle » Sun Jun 29, 2008 7:36 pm

Granted. Everybody now speaks perfect english, but economies are destroyed when they cannot understand english in places that did not originally speak it.


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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard » Sun Jun 29, 2008 7:38 pm

Granted. You can't get them to wake up.

I wish people would be more precise with language.
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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby Detective TurtleHolmes » Mon Jun 30, 2008 2:23 am

Granted. You know what I mean? Err, starts with "C" ends with something bad, like "eruption" or something...

I wish someone would laugh at that, because I did.


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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby aaRghNAbled » Mon Jun 30, 2008 3:12 am

Granted. I laughed, too.

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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby Wawizzle » Mon Jun 30, 2008 4:14 am

Granted. Its in portuguese.

I wish I could just fall asleep already. *sigh*
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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby hazza » Mon Jun 30, 2008 7:14 am

Granted. You never wake up.

I wish that I could afford the $480 to buy XSI Softimage 3D...
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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby Rainswept » Mon Jun 30, 2008 8:02 am

Granted, you're able to buy it.. for me.

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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby black bart » Mon Jun 30, 2008 8:06 am

Granted a distant Romanian relative leaves you the money...under the condition that you spend the night at his ancient house in the Carpathian Mountains...'Dey are de children of de night, wot beautiful music dey maik.'

I wish I could be the victim of several Hammer Horror female vampires...(please note I am RH negative).
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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby ken worley » Mon Jun 30, 2008 8:13 am

Rainswept wrote:Granted, you're able to buy it.. for me.

I wish the U.S. would get a president I approve of.



Granted.

Cornelius Vanderbilt is dug up from the ground and reanimated.
He immediately upon election begins selling tainted meat and smallpox blankets to us troops and war refugees.
You and he get together every saturday afternoon at the golf course, for a refreshing laugh at the blind and wheelchair-bound, as you shag balls at orphans staked out on the driving range sod.

And bb gets his vampy wish, but it turns out that "off-camera", and without the makeup, the vamps are actually quite plain and selfish, with the dead, uncaring eyes of aging strippers, and bitchy, demanding attitudes that leave you looking for puttery projects to keep your undead ass out in the garden or garage for 19 hours out of every 24.

I wish reality was a little less like it is, and a little more like my television tells me it is when/if I use their product(s).
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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby black bart » Mon Jun 30, 2008 8:18 am

Look I know my visualization of Leprechauns was way off the mark...but I thought female vampires looked like this:

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I'll be in ze potting shed if anyone vants me...'Egor, pass the Geraniums."
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.


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