Corrupt a wish.

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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby Taidje Khan » Thu Jul 17, 2008 4:45 pm

Granted. Welcome to the Sudan!

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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby fueledbycoffee » Thu Jul 17, 2008 7:52 pm

^Granted. You go on a head-piking spree, and in your excitement you fail to notice that you have piked your entire family, and everyone you've ever loved.

I wish that I didn't have a fever right now...
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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby Taidje Khan » Fri Jul 18, 2008 4:40 am

Granted. The fever subsides following your demise.

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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby fueledbycoffee » Fri Jul 18, 2008 1:01 pm

^Granted. You're smack in Michael Moore's fat layer.

I wish that hadn't lead to horrible, horrible images.
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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby Elastoman » Fri Jul 18, 2008 2:38 pm

Granted! Instead, you find yourself strangely aroused by unshaven, overweight men in baseball caps.

I wish I had a bag of peanuts.
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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby fueledbycoffee » Fri Jul 18, 2008 2:43 pm

^Granted. The plane you're on is hijacked, and crashes in the Vatican, who thusly declare you a heretic, and ship you off to the wilds of Siberia. You gradually work your way back west, but take a wrong turn in Kiev, finding yourself in Arabia. A group of Bedouin find you and make you their king, but you and your whole tribe are killed by a stray US bomber, who dropped acid during take off and found himself a few hundred miles shy of his mark. You still had one last bag of airline peanuts when they found your hand.

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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard » Fri Jul 18, 2008 3:29 pm

Granted. So do the cigarettes.

I wish that I weren't addicted to the damned things.
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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby fueledbycoffee » Fri Jul 18, 2008 3:30 pm

NOOOOOO!

^Granted. You're hooked on smack.

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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard » Fri Jul 18, 2008 3:34 pm

Granted. Your workplace has become the target of terrorists, and you are suspected of being the inside man...woman...person. You are now detained without being charged, and will remain so for the foreseeable future.

I wish I could get wireless inside my workplace instead of in the alley outside of it.
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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby fueledbycoffee » Fri Jul 18, 2008 3:36 pm

^Granted. You have to pay for it.

I wish I was more motivated.
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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard » Fri Jul 18, 2008 3:40 pm

Granted. You are motivated to run for president and are assassinated by extremists.

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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby fueledbycoffee » Fri Jul 18, 2008 3:41 pm

^Granted. It'll cost you $15,000,000 in pennies.

I wish that I had Invader Zim's disguise machine.
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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard » Fri Jul 18, 2008 3:48 pm

Granted. But it has a self destruct code that will make itself blow up, killing anything in a 10 mile radius, when used by anyone other than Invader Zim.

I wish I could subvert any and all security software (and hardware).
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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby Wawizzle » Fri Jul 18, 2008 5:56 pm

Granted. But you sacrifice your computer for the knowledge and software.

I wish I had tickets for batman already.
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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby Detective TurtleHolmes » Fri Jul 18, 2008 9:51 pm

Granted. The cinema is hot, stinky and full of screaming children and overweight forty-year olds with mobile phones ringing constantly.
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