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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby Zankou 2.0 » Sun Sep 07, 2008 9:49 pm

I wish I had a bag of popcorn that wouldn't kill me or harm me in any way.
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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby Wawizzle » Sun Sep 07, 2008 9:55 pm

Granted. You drop the bag into the sewer shortly after picking up the first piece.

I wish I had more time tonight so I could get some shit done before I need to go to sleep.
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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby GreenRain22 » Mon Sep 08, 2008 6:39 am

Granted. You become a vampire and loose the need to sleep.

I wish I had chocolate.
Kaylee: Wash, tell me I'm pretty.
Wash: If I were unwed, I would take you up in a manly fashion.
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It's a broken hearts parade
And I'm putting my heart out on display
There's no masquerade
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The band strikes up and they're playing a song
Dressed in black, and we're singing along to the
Broken hearts parade
I've never been better then I am today


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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby Zankou 2.0 » Mon Sep 08, 2008 7:02 am

OK, stop doing that.

I was going to post nearly exactly the same thing, but I decided not to at the last moment because vampires are a bit played out.

That's creepy.


Granted. You're also allergic to chocolate.


I wish I had more confidence.
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The thin line between genius and insanity is less of a border than a union.

"Science can purify religion from error and superstition; religion can purify science from idolatry and false absolutes. Each can draw the other into a wider world, a world in which both can flourish."
--Pope John Paul II


Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.
-Albert Einstein

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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby black bart » Mon Sep 08, 2008 8:10 am

Granted your confidence leads you to riches beyond your imagination whereupon you buy a huge castle in Transylvania and settle down to being a Vampire Overlord...but you don't get out much.

I wish I lived in a castle so I could throw wild debauched parties.
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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby farfalla » Mon Sep 08, 2008 5:02 pm

granted, but the taxes are so high you have to sign your castle over to the National Trust and have Olde England possessed tourists tramping all over your lovely turrets

I wish my refrigerator was working
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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby Zankou 2.0 » Mon Sep 08, 2008 5:22 pm

Granted. You are trapped inside, and have 45 minutes of air.



I wish I had a fireman's axe.
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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby farfalla » Mon Sep 08, 2008 5:28 pm

granted and you use it to free me and we romp off into the Canadian Rocky sunset together (and your mom finds us and kills me and grounds you forever)

I wish I was in the Canadian Rockies
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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby Zankou 2.0 » Mon Sep 08, 2008 5:40 pm

farfalla wrote:granted and you use it to free me and we romp off into the Canadian Rocky sunset together (and your mom finds us and kills me and grounds you forever)

I wish I was in the Canadian Rockies

Man, so do I.


...


Anyway, yeah, but you get mauled by a moose.



I wish I had some mousse.
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"Science can purify religion from error and superstition; religion can purify science from idolatry and false absolutes. Each can draw the other into a wider world, a world in which both can flourish."
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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby farfalla » Mon Sep 08, 2008 9:13 pm

(mousse - yum :) )

unfortunately it was made with bad eggs, you get salmonella, spend days living in the bathroom where you develop an unnatural attachment to the toilet paper holder, and insist, ever after, in keeping a roll of TP with you at all times

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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby Zankou 2.0 » Mon Sep 08, 2008 9:14 pm

farfalla wrote:(mousse - yum :) )

unfortunately it was made with bad eggs, you get salmonella, spend days living in the bathroom where you develop an unnatural attachment to the toilet paper holder, and insist, ever after, in keeping a roll of TP with you at all times

I wish I would be here one of the times that MM comes out of lurk mode

Granted. He cyber rapes you.

I wish I had more cookies.
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The thin line between genius and insanity is less of a border than a union.

"Science can purify religion from error and superstition; religion can purify science from idolatry and false absolutes. Each can draw the other into a wider world, a world in which both can flourish."
--Pope John Paul II


Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.
-Albert Einstein

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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby artichedgehog » Mon Sep 08, 2008 9:18 pm

^ i laced the cookies with reverse laxative. you get chronic constipation.

i wish i could sleep

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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby Zankou 2.0 » Mon Sep 08, 2008 9:21 pm

artichedgehog wrote:^ i laced the cookies with reverse laxative. you get chronic constipation.

i wish i could sleep

That would be...

Damnit, there's no word!


granted. you prick your finger on a spinning wheel and never wake up.

I wish there was a word for anti-laxative.
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The thin line between genius and insanity is less of a border than a union.

"Science can purify religion from error and superstition; religion can purify science from idolatry and false absolutes. Each can draw the other into a wider world, a world in which both can flourish."
--Pope John Paul II


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-Albert Einstein

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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby artichedgehog » Mon Sep 08, 2008 9:25 pm

i just ate some of the bad cookies.

i wish i had anti-anti- laxative.

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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby Zankou 2.0 » Mon Sep 08, 2008 9:26 pm

artichedgehog wrote:i just ate some of the bad cookies.

i wish i had anti-anti- laxative.

You need to corrupt my wish before you make a wish of your own.
--Zankou II

The thin line between genius and insanity is less of a border than a union.

"Science can purify religion from error and superstition; religion can purify science from idolatry and false absolutes. Each can draw the other into a wider world, a world in which both can flourish."
--Pope John Paul II


Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.
-Albert Einstein


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