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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby farfalla » Mon Sep 08, 2008 9:47 pm

Zankou 2.0 wrote:
artichedgehog wrote:^ i laced the cookies with reverse laxative. you get chronic constipation.

i wish i could sleep

That would be...

Damnit, there's no word!


granted. you prick your finger on a spinning wheel and never wake up.

I wish there was a word for anti-laxative.


granted = constipator, as in, 'the great and all powerful constipator, may his force plug you forever'.

I wish I did not have to turn the computer over to someone else now

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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby Kocher » Wed Sep 10, 2008 8:53 pm

Granted! However, the Dell XP(O)S you bought decides to melt into a sticky pile of plastic, latex and corn.

I wish I had another bottle of Layer Cake. (You winos will know what I'm talking about).

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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby black bart » Thu Sep 11, 2008 9:11 am

Granted, but it's the last straw and your liver dissolves and drains out of your arse.

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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby Zankou 2.0 » Thu Sep 11, 2008 3:07 pm

Granted. It's cluttered with faeces.


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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby artichedgehog » Thu Sep 11, 2008 3:16 pm

granted. but the answer to every question is not cake. you are fired from your job and put in a looney bin.

i wish it would rain chocolate

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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby Edd » Thu Sep 11, 2008 3:21 pm

Granted. The chocolate is scalding hot, causing disfiguring burns and untold damage to property.

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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby blaze8902 » Thu Sep 11, 2008 3:23 pm

granted, but for chocolate to be in a pure liquid state, it must be very hot.
It burns off your face.


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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby Zankou 2.0 » Thu Sep 11, 2008 5:24 pm

Granted. You're dead.

I wish I hadn't just lost the game.
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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby artichedgehog » Thu Sep 11, 2008 8:18 pm

granted. you win the game but lose all your limbs.

i wish school didnt suck

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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby Wawizzle » Thu Sep 11, 2008 8:24 pm

Granted. It blows.

I wish this girl would sign on AIM already.
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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby Zankou 2.0 » Thu Sep 11, 2008 8:25 pm

Granted. She doesn't blow.

I wish I had telepathic powers.
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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby Wawizzle » Thu Sep 11, 2008 8:27 pm

Granted. You now are able to read my mind whenever I'm having dirty thoughts.

I wish I was pre-occupied.
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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby fueledbycoffee » Thu Sep 11, 2008 9:55 pm

Granted. Rosie O'Donnell and George W. Bush double team you. You're preoccupied alright.

I wish I understood why a job I haven't worked at for over a year keeps me on the payroll.
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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby Detective TurtleHolmes » Sun Sep 14, 2008 3:33 am

Granted. There's an evil clone of you destroying the company from the inside.
Do you still get paid?

I wish I would be on the payroll for a company I don't work for.
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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby fueledbycoffee » Sun Sep 14, 2008 12:13 pm

Not since I walked out on them, but they just sent me a $20 paycheck. Fun times. Of course, this is the company that kept me on the schedule for three months after I walked out.

Granted. But it's crack money and they're using you to launder it. The DEA are coming in 3... 2... 1...

I wish that I was able to write something even a quarter of the quality of The Old Man and The Sea. :cry:
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