Zankou 2.0 wrote:artichedgehog wrote:^ i laced the cookies with reverse laxative. you get chronic constipation.
i wish i could sleep
That would be...
Damnit, there's no word!
granted. you prick your finger on a spinning wheel and never wake up.
I wish there was a word for anti-laxative.
granted = constipator, as in, 'the great and all powerful constipator, may his force plug you forever'.
I wish I did not have to turn the computer over to someone else now