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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby Dan (dat haole dude) » Fri Jan 02, 2009 9:05 pm

Granted, but you're not trained very well and you keep lopping off bit and pieces of yourself attempting to strike a noble, (dare i say, Nietzschean?) pose..

i wish my lifting quickness didn't evaporate with age..
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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby Roy Hunter » Fri Jan 02, 2009 9:12 pm

Granted. You die young, before that happens.

I wish I had a Gibson J200
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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby ET, the Extra Terrestrial » Fri Jan 02, 2009 9:50 pm

granted. Unfortunately, it's only two-dimensional.
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I wish I had a Taylor 855ce.
"Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick

What happens when all the renewable energy runs out?
-- Victoria Ayling

English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."

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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby TigerHunter » Sat Jan 03, 2009 7:17 pm

Granted. You had a Taylor 855ce. It's gone now.

I wish that I was having pizza for dinner tonight.
The above post made a lot more sense in my head.

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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby Moral Minority » Sat Jan 03, 2009 8:05 pm

Granted. It's one of those silly ethnic pizzas that you buy out of white guilt. You subsequently die of food poisoning.

I wish I could be open about my antisemitism without repercussions.

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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby ET, the Extra Terrestrial » Sat Jan 03, 2009 8:08 pm

Granted. Complete social ostracism is no longer considered a repercussion.

I wish I had twice as much firewood stacked in the basement.
"Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick

What happens when all the renewable energy runs out?
-- Victoria Ayling

English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."

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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby Moral Minority » Sat Jan 03, 2009 8:15 pm

Granted. Unfortunately, angry libertarians come over and offer you $20. 000 for it. You consequently sell the firewood, and freeze to death, but hey, at leas you died a rich man.

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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby Roy Hunter » Mon Jan 05, 2009 3:02 pm

ET, the Extra Terrestrial wrote:I wish I had twice as much firewood stacked in the basement.


You can burn my Gibson if you need to...

I wish MM remembered to post a wish in his last post.
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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby ET, the Extra Terrestrial » Mon Jan 05, 2009 3:35 pm

Roy Hunter wrote:You can burn my Gibson if you need to...

FIE!!!! Sacrelige!!!

MM's wish was that he could learn to occasionally put a sock in it. It was granted by WoE, who gave him some time to practise.

I wish I could fool around with your Gibson.
"Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick

What happens when all the renewable energy runs out?
-- Victoria Ayling

English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."

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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby Elvalia » Mon Jan 05, 2009 3:41 pm

Granted. You start to fool around with his... oh, you meant the guitar??

I wish that I were every bit as innocent as my grandma thinks I am...
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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby ET, the Extra Terrestrial » Mon Jan 05, 2009 3:47 pm

Granted. Your Grandma is nowhere near as innocent as you think she is.

I wish I could get motivated to work on something.
"Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick

What happens when all the renewable energy runs out?
-- Victoria Ayling

English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."

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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby Elvalia » Mon Jan 05, 2009 3:53 pm

Granted. You get motivated to work on a deck on the side of your house, right now. You conveniently forget the season, and wear no jacket, hat, or gloves. Your ears and fingers are frostbitten now; good luck working on anything!

I wish that ET would write my essay for me! I've been "working" for a half hour, and I've gotten the title written down, so far.
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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby ET, the Extra Terrestrial » Mon Jan 05, 2009 4:31 pm

Granted (with some slight borrowing from ERPBG thread):

"Violence in Wuthering Heights"

As the heights wuther, Elvalia
*attacks Zankou's arse with rake*
*aims a well-placed katana strike at MM's neck*
*Kicks Taidje Khan in the nadgers shouting "Stick that in your Cabals!"*
*Uses awesome kung-fu on everyone*
*frees a legion of flesh-eating squirrels to do [her] bidding.*
*lifts fueledbycoffee to his feet, takes one look at him covered in spaggetti-Os, ravioli, and tomato sauce, and runs away, far away, screaming "OH, THE HORROR!"

P.S. I did the deck last summer.

I wish I didn't need glasses.
"Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick

What happens when all the renewable energy runs out?
-- Victoria Ayling

English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."

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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby Elvalia » Mon Jan 05, 2009 4:35 pm

Granted. You're blind.

I wish that I had written something useful on my essay since the last time I wished.
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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby Roy Hunter » Mon Jan 05, 2009 4:37 pm

Granted. You've written your name.

ET, the Extra Terrestrial wrote:*lifts fueledbycoffee to his feet, takes one look at him covered in spaggetti-Os, ravioli, and tomato sauce, and runs away, far away, screaming "OH, THE HORROR!"

Wasn't that 'Heart of Darkness' rather than 'Wuthering Heights'?

I wish I would stop sitting on my own foot (so that I then don't have to hobble round the house swearing for ten minutes while everyone says 'I've no sympathy for you, you know').
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