Corrupt a wish.

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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby daftbeaker » Thu Nov 26, 2009 5:07 pm

Ubi Dubius wrote:I wish I could eat Ubi Dubium's pumpkin pies right now!

:lech:

Granted. You're thrown out of the band for not practising.

I wish I had beer in the fridge. Warm lager is not appetising.
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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby Roy Hunter » Thu Nov 26, 2009 6:08 pm

Granted. You have beer in the fridge. The fridge is unplugged, because it is in the oven, which is hot. Bon Appetit!

I wish my wife was a luthier instead of a photographer (see daily rant for details).
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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard » Thu Nov 26, 2009 6:14 pm

Granted. She repairs stringed instruments, but considers your "man meat" to be a stringed instrument in need of repair.

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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby Roy Hunter » Thu Nov 26, 2009 6:39 pm

Rev. Rowan Redbeard wrote:She repairs stringed instruments, but considers your "man meat" to be a stringed instrument in need of repair.
Well, it's got a banjo string, hasn't it? Probably just needs tuning...

Granted. You have the wife of a particularly vicious, paranoid and heavily armed cocaine dealer. He finds out.

I wish Milo didn't snore like that.
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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby daftbeaker » Thu Nov 26, 2009 6:42 pm

Granted. He snores like this.

I wish I didn't have lectures tomorrow. Blasted viva candidates inviting me out drinking and then Jitsu clubs inviting me out drinking later.
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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby Scott the Pirate » Fri Nov 27, 2009 3:34 pm

Granted, no lectures, but the blasted viva candidates inviting you out drinking and then Jitsu clubs inviting you out drinking later are still there. Damn them!!!

I wish that the gf's family would all go shopping without us.... :lech:
Roy Hunter wrote:Then, when you've got to know them a bit and their defences are down, you go all Scott the Pirate on them...
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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby Roy Hunter » Fri Nov 27, 2009 3:44 pm

Granted. They go shopping with your ex instead, decide that they like her better than Kelsey, ditch her, and she decides that it's all your fault.

I wish I had more curry. And more wine. And maybe another martini...
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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby Scott the Pirate » Fri Nov 27, 2009 3:48 pm

Granted, you are abducted by Indian bartenders, given what you want and then sold to a Pakistani slaver.

I wish that these kids would watch something educational rather than spongebob. Mine are outside playing. :smile:
Roy Hunter wrote:Then, when you've got to know them a bit and their defences are down, you go all Scott the Pirate on them...
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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby Roy Hunter » Fri Nov 27, 2009 3:53 pm

Spongebob is educational! Just ask PantyGnawer, he would know.

I wish I was abducted by Indian bartenders.
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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby Scott the Pirate » Fri Nov 27, 2009 4:06 pm

Granted, but they have no curry, wine or martinis and you still wind up sold to Pakistani slavers.

I wish that my son would just throw the frickin' ball so that the dog stops barking!!!!!
Roy Hunter wrote:Then, when you've got to know them a bit and their defences are down, you go all Scott the Pirate on them...
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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby Roy Hunter » Fri Nov 27, 2009 4:36 pm

Granted. Your son throws the ball, it sticks in the dog's mouth, and due to the fact that you don't have socialised healthcare for your animal companions in the USA, a tragic computer error means that you end up paying for Twisty Puss' barn cat bill as well when you go to the vet.

I wish I'd remembered to enter the Euro Millions lottery.
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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby Scott the Pirate » Fri Nov 27, 2009 4:56 pm

Granted. You spent $478 dollars and didn't win anything.

I wish that i had more rice snacks.
Roy Hunter wrote:Then, when you've got to know them a bit and their defences are down, you go all Scott the Pirate on them...
:lech:

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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby Ham Nox » Fri Nov 27, 2009 4:59 pm

Granted. You entered, won, and then got robbed blind by the people you formerly called your friends.
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............................P(X|A) * P(A)
P(A|X) = -----------------------------------
...............P(X|A) * P(A) + P(X|~A) * P(~A)

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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby 2eyespatch » Fri Nov 27, 2009 5:02 pm

Granted! The sky is so green it makes oyu puke

I wish I wasn't so perfect
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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby Ubi Dubius » Fri Nov 27, 2009 5:12 pm

Granted before I got here. Welcome back, BTW.

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