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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby Ubi Dubius » Mon Jan 11, 2010 9:54 pm

Granted, but you get a squeeze box you wear on your chest and when your boyfriend comes home he never gets no rest.

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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby lordpunkmonk » Mon Jan 11, 2010 11:39 pm

umm granted but compared to the oldest man ever that age is only 200 years old

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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby Roy Hunter » Tue Jan 12, 2010 5:36 am

Granted - it's got legionella in it, though. And the glass is dirty.

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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby Tigger_the_Wing » Tue Jan 12, 2010 5:58 am

Granted. He sits on your laptop.

I wish I could have some of the snow you lucky people have. (My daughter rang to say that even they have three inches of snow back home; and it almost never snows there!)

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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby daftbeaker » Tue Jan 12, 2010 8:06 am

Granted. I shall send you some and will require £1,000 to complete the necessary financial arrangements.

I wish I didn't have to go into the lab today.

Ubi Dubius wrote:Granted, but you get a squeeze box you wear on your chest and when your boyfriend comes home he never gets no rest.

I wish I'd die before I get old.

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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby black bart » Tue Jan 12, 2010 8:15 am

You don't have to go to the lab...because it's Igor's day off... :haha:

I wish there was something decent to eat in the canteen today...fat chance!
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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby Ubi Dubius » Tue Jan 12, 2010 9:15 am

Granted, but you forgot your money/credit card/meal coupon, whatever.

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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby Roy Hunter » Tue Jan 12, 2010 9:24 am

Granted, but it turns out that Rainswept's lust object Tori Whatsername is actually a ladyboy.

I wish the heating would either work properly or break down. This 'almost working' thing is annoying me.
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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby black bart » Tue Jan 12, 2010 9:42 am

Granted...you're heating is the best in the street and all the neighbours come round to snuggle up.

(my wish for better canteen food was granted...Hoisin Chicken :bounce: )

I wish the admins would sort out Roy and twisty's titles (perhaps I'm on a roll).
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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby TwistedSister » Tue Jan 12, 2010 9:51 am

Granted, but I end up with "If it's no Scottish, it's crap' and Roy gets to be called "Desparate, twisted cookie pusher".

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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby daftbeaker » Tue Jan 12, 2010 10:23 am

Granted, it's got gangrene. That'll be $12,500 please.

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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby Roy Hunter » Tue Jan 12, 2010 10:55 am

Granted. You now have no molecules at surfaces. Your insides fall out as a result.

I wish people who bothered to write long and convoluted email responses would actually answer the question. 'Yes' or 'No' is just fine. 'We shall take the matter under advisement and respond in due course' is not.
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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby bacon » Tue Jan 12, 2010 12:01 pm

Granted. The emails are now short answers to questions that you didn't ask.

I wish that next weekend goes according to plan and everything works out.
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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby ciaran54 » Tue Jan 12, 2010 1:13 pm

granted, unfortunately, it will go by neff yoo's plan.

I wish the slushy snow would either disappear, or freeze and snow over, it's in that annoying browney bit at the moment, and it needs to make it's mind up.
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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby daftbeaker » Tue Jan 12, 2010 1:25 pm

Yer notty, yer banned. Brown slush is fine because it has a reasonable degree of traction. The horrible stuff is where it snows once and then stays close to freezing for a couple of days so the snow partially melts and forms flat slippery sheets of ice :furious:

I wish there wasn't ice between me and the pub.
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