Corrupt a wish.

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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby S'presso » Wed Apr 14, 2010 5:43 pm

:haha: Even I don't have the power to grant that one.

I wish I had remembered to bring my books home and study for the test tomorrow.

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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby Edd » Wed Apr 14, 2010 8:38 pm

Granted. You remembered to bring them home but forgot about the test.

I wish the IRS would forgive and forget.

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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby TwistedSister » Wed Apr 14, 2010 9:07 pm

Isn't gonna happen. Let us know what jail you will be in, we will send you snail mail.

I wish my rebate check would get here already.

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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby Roland Deschain » Wed Apr 14, 2010 9:47 pm

Your rebate cheque has been checked and sent to you. It is for $0.01.

I wish TS had to change Nef Yoo's diaper. Twice.

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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby Roy Hunter » Thu Apr 15, 2010 5:48 am

Granted. Unbeknownst to you, TS is actually a witch, so she changes Nef Yoo's diaper into your pants, then decides that isn't cruel enough and turns it into your face.

I wish I didn't have such a horrible imagination.

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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby black bart » Thu Apr 15, 2010 6:08 am

Granted, you're cured of that and you start writing romantic short stories for Woman's Own:

There was a terrible noise coming from the machine and Jean was up to her apron strings in dirty washing so she called out the "Dishwasher Repair Man'. When he turned up Jean decided he wasn't only a dish washer repairer he was a bit of a dish!

"Have I over stuffed the machine?" Jean inquired of the hunky engineer.

"Don't worry love, when it comes to stuffing, you've called the right man for the job."

"Looks like your cantilever sprocket return valve has gone love" said the repair man, "I don't think I've got the part in the van so I'll have to pop back to the depot."

etc etc...

I wish I really could write short stories for Womans Own...£500 a story!

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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby bacon » Thu Apr 15, 2010 9:52 am

Granted. Woman's Own is happy to take your 500, but they shred all of your stories.

I wish that I could think of something to blog about on a daily basis.

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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby Ubi Dubius » Thu Apr 15, 2010 3:08 pm

Granted, you have 3776 fsm-dammed posts!

I wish my clients contacted me when they decided to refinance the house instead of when they need something from and are sitting at the settlement!

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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby Scott the Pirate » Mon Apr 19, 2010 3:43 pm

Granted, but what they wanted was to use the equity in their home to finance a space-flight.

I wish that my HbA1c had been better today.

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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby Ubi Dubius » Wed Apr 21, 2010 12:10 pm

Granted, it is so good that you are declared cured. You lose your medicine and benefits, and cease trying to live a healthy lifestyle. You die of hyperglycemia and surprise when your blood sugar reaches the current year. In the Jewish calendar.

I wish my loan officer had been able to refinance my mortgage. Not enough equity! :cry:

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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby Roy Hunter » Wed Apr 21, 2010 2:34 pm

Granted. You didn't really like those children anyway.

I wish I wasn't in Edinburgh for the rest of the week. 4 hour commute :sleep: :sleep: :sleep:

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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby Roland Deschain » Wed Apr 21, 2010 2:41 pm

Granted. You are now in Tehran for the next month.

I wish the religious nuts in Iran would realise that oppressing the people and enforcing their draconian views on the people is not the way to go.

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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby Roy Hunter » Wed Apr 21, 2010 4:14 pm

Granted. After shaking your magic boobies at them, they are enlightened. Unfortunately, there is a massive earthquake and your house collapses.

I wish Flickr would upload faster.

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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Thu Apr 29, 2010 4:07 pm

Fus pose.

Hi coman yer brung me buffdee cayke!

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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby Roland Deschain » Thu Apr 29, 2010 11:09 pm

Granted, but your birthday cake is made from six month old dried fish head stew.

I wish I had three legs.


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