Granted. You go to school in your slippers instead.
I wish it wasn't quite so hot, a bit of cloud would be perfect.
Corrupt a wish.
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daftbeaker
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Re: Corrupt a wish.
Too old to give up but too young to rest - Pete Townshend
I would rather be a rising ape than a falling angel - Sir Terry Pratchett
I would rather be a rising ape than a falling angel - Sir Terry Pratchett
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Roy Hunter
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Re: Corrupt a wish.
Granted. You are magically transported to my house, where there is plenty of cloud, and a little dog to eat your good school slippers.
I wish I won the lottery.
I wish I won the lottery.
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Re: Corrupt a wish.
Granted. It's the Zimbabwean lottery.
I wish the :fsm_in_a_Thailand_ping_pong_bar: smiley was real.
I wish the :fsm_in_a_Thailand_ping_pong_bar: smiley was real.
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Re: Corrupt a wish.
Granted and you can now insert it into your next post about your recent trip to Phuket.
I wish had someone to play ping pong with.
I wish had someone to play ping pong with.
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.
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Re: Corrupt a wish.
It's like the Pixar short film with the robotthat makes its own playmate but is continiously breaking one another.
I wish I had enough time to pos...
I wish I had enough time to pos...
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Re: Corrupt a wish.
Four months enough for you?
I wish it wasn't so foggy.
I wish it wasn't so foggy.
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Granted. It's now a blizzard of oz outside.
I wish i'd thought of raising the necromancy thread from the dead.
I wish i'd thought of raising the necromancy thread from the dead.
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Re: Corrupt a wish.
Granted. You figure out how to raise people from the dead, and they rip off your face.
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Roy Hunter
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Re: Corrupt a wish.
You don't ask, you don't get. Granted.
I wish the reforms of the welfare system weren't so unbelievably arbitrary and poorly thought out.
I wish the reforms of the welfare system weren't so unbelievably arbitrary and poorly thought out.
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Rev. Rowan Redbeard
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Re: Corrupt a wish.
Granted. You lose half of your faith in humanity, making the reforms believably arbitrary and poorly thought out.
I wish I were an Oscar Meyer Wiener.
I wish I were an Oscar Meyer Wiener.
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Re: Corrupt a wish.
Granted. You were an Oscar Meyer Wiener, but you're not any more.
I wish I could cause people to behave intelligently.
I wish I could cause people to behave intelligently.
"Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick
What happens when all the renewable energy runs out?
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("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick
What happens when all the renewable energy runs out?
-- Victoria Ayling
English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."
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Re: Corrupt a wish.
Granted. There is a sudden spike in suicides after you cause all the Republicans to question what they are doing with their lives.
I wish all the Tories would question what they are doing with their lives.
I wish all the Tories would question what they are doing with their lives.
"I don't mean to sound bitter, cynical and cruel; but I am, so that's how it comes out." Bill Hicks.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." Abraham Lincoln
"Are you OK?" daftbeaker (<-- very good question, people should ask it more often.)
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." Abraham Lincoln
"Are you OK?" daftbeaker (<-- very good question, people should ask it more often.)
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DavidH
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Re: Corrupt a wish.
Granted. They'd march to London and put a few things right, starting with that soggy wet cretin Cameron.
I wish I had a time machine and could go back a week with the lottery results, share prices and winning horses.
I wish I had a time machine and could go back a week with the lottery results, share prices and winning horses.
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Re: Corrupt a wish.
Oh, poo! Yet again I hit Quote when I meant edit.
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Pirate Johnson
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Re: Corrupt a wish.
With your winnings you decide to try betting fair and square... LOOSING it all.
I REALLY wish I hadn't be away, from here for an entire year.
I REALLY wish I hadn't be away, from here for an entire year.
In brightest day
In darkest night
No ninjas shall escape my sight
Let those who warrrship evil Unicorn's might
beware my power
Green Cannon's fire
About the colors I post in see: http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/rgb
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gCMzjJjuxQI&playnext=10&playnext_from=QL
YES. I AM PirateJohnson on Ebay.
R.I.P.George Carlin (my hero)
In darkest night
No ninjas shall escape my sight
Let those who warrrship evil Unicorn's might
beware my power
Green Cannon's fire
About the colors I post in see: http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/rgb
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gCMzjJjuxQI&playnext=10&playnext_from=QL
YES. I AM PirateJohnson on Ebay.
R.I.P.George Carlin (my hero)
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