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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby Detective TurtleHolmes » Fri Jun 13, 2008 8:31 pm

Granted. They have no military, so when the zombies come, Finland is completely overrun and devoured by the undead horde.

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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby hazza » Sat Jun 14, 2008 6:15 am

Granted. You have too much time.

I wish that I lived in Finland, because Nightwish come from there! I wish I was best friends with all the people in Nightwish, and that they didn't suddenly stop being my friends, get sick, fatally ill, or die.

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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard » Sat Jun 14, 2008 6:26 am

Granted. You get sick, become fatally ill, and die. But on the bright side, everyone in Nightwish comes to your funeral and cries over your coffin.

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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby Detective TurtleHolmes » Sat Jun 14, 2008 6:31 am

Granted. I'd like to have the maggots crawling about in me, but that's your wish, so I grant it. You get cremated, rather unfortunately, in acid. A new method.

I wish I had a bunny wabbit.
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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard » Sat Jun 14, 2008 6:34 am

Granted. You love him, and squeeze him, and call him George, and he eats you.

I wish for a vegetarian bunny wabbit.
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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby Zankou 2.0 » Sat Jun 14, 2008 10:10 am

You get MM.


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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby ken worley » Sat Jun 14, 2008 10:19 am

Granted.

You are kidnapped and disembowled by a cult of Neo-Aztecs.(subliminal burn alert.)


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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard » Sat Jun 14, 2008 2:03 pm

Granted. You gain "big bones".

I wish I could find that cult of Neo-Aztecs so that I can become their leader.



Zankou 2.0 wrote:You get MM.


Umm...I thought you were supposed to find a way to corrupt my wish.
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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby Detective TurtleHolmes » Sat Jun 14, 2008 8:15 pm

Granted. They happen to believe very strongly in sacrificing their leaders.

I wish the Aztecs were still around.
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Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.

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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard » Sat Jun 14, 2008 8:41 pm

Granted. Their favorite dish is turtle soup.

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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby Edd » Sat Jun 14, 2008 11:10 pm

Granted. Your knees (and only your knees) are now in Spain.

I wish that tomorrow’s breaking news would be an announcement that Douglas Adams faked his death and has been collaborating with Terry Pratchett on an epic series, with the first installment now on sale. Oh, and he has cured all forms of Alzheimer’s Syndrome in his spare time.
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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard » Sat Jun 14, 2008 11:15 pm

Granted. When he faked his death, he had a near death experience and converted to Christianity. The new epic series is a masterfully disguised attempt to stop teaching evolution in schools and to replace it with creationism. Oh, and the Alzheimers cure causes cancer.

Whew...I almost didn't think I could corrupt that one. Good wish.

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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby Edd » Sat Jun 14, 2008 11:20 pm

Granted. You did but you have Alzheimers.

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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard » Sat Jun 14, 2008 11:23 pm

Granted. You lose your sense of humor.

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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby Edd » Sat Jun 14, 2008 11:34 pm

Granted. You now have a filter to keep out canned meats.

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